Kong: Skull Island <<SPOILERS>>

[DiFabio]

Be sure to kill Rick McCallum, Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd's parents, etc.

I'll make my own Terminators and they'll all look like Khev.


"Richard McCallum"

Yessss

Blam blam blam

 

[Khev]

There you go. But then you also have to go full Kyle Reese and save Ledger from that OD so you can get the TDKR you always wanted.

 

[DiFabio]

Implying I'd save Ledger and not just make a superior Batman film in the 80s with Willem Dafoe as the Joker or something.

I could think up better Batman movies than what ended up happening. I couldn't make a better Back to the Future or Terminator or Indiana Jones though.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Jye being my personal assistant

Jye would be working for the most famous man in the world and he'd be all hoity-toity and arrogant and ****... he'd be Fabs' Rick McCallum.

 

[Khev]

Implying I'd save Ledger and not just make a superior Batman film in the 80s with Willem Dafoe as the Joker or something.

I could think up better Batman movies than what ended up happening. I couldn't make a better Back to the Future or Terminator or Indiana Jones though.

Please be sure to get some decent footage of Carrie Fisher being handed a floppy disc as well.

 

[a-dev]

Please be sure to get some decent footage of Carrie Fisher being handed a floppy disc as well.

That's a weird fetish Khev....oh wait you mean so they don't have to CG her for Rogue One.

 

[Khev]

That's a weird fetish Khev....

"Khev has particular tastes, he likes to watch..."

 

[DiFabio]

Please be sure to get some decent footage of Carrie Fisher being handed a floppy disc as well.

Sure thing. I'll even hire Harmy to edit out my **** so you can just focus on Fisher and not get distracted. D-Specialized edition.

 

[a-dev]

"Khev has particular tastes, he likes to watch..."

Sure thing. I'll even hire Harmy to edit out my **** so you can just focus on Fisher and not get distracted. D-Specialized edition.

Captain Antilles: ''Princess, the transmission we received..what is it they've sent us?''
Leia: ''....hope!''
DiFabio pushes into view and hits door control panel: ''yehyehyeh GTFO Antilles''

 

[Wor-Gar]

Maybe you could take-out whoever came up with the 10-year-movie-masterplan for Marvel too. It's poisoning ALL franchises now.

 

[jye4ever]

DiFabio's post forward is now one of my favorite handful of posts I have ever read here.

Just

Pure

Genius

In a Kong thread no less.

Pats self on back for setting up the question which lead to my favorite posts ever lol.

Bunker lol

Khevinators lol (wonders if a-dev is offended at no a-devinators, maybe DiFabio has something special saved for a-dev, what could it be...hmm)

Me hoity toity lol

McCullum blam blam lol

God too much to absorb, my head is going to explode!

 

[The Ween]

Saw this today. Wasn't bad. I enjoyed it. I prefer Jackson's Kong to this though.

 

[jye4ever]

You're taking too long to go see these movies Ween, please try to keep up will ya.

Oh and good review I agree.

 

[Chakor]

With me not being a mammoth Kong fan I had zero plans to see this film - until I realized that Tom Hiddleston was in it. I'll go see it sometime this weekend or whenever I have the day off and have nothing else to do, LOL.

 

[jye4ever]

Technically he's in it but you will forget about him before the movie even ends.

 

[Chakor]

Technically he's in it but you will forget about him before the movie even ends.

I don't mind being spoiled so please explain.

 

[MaulFan]

I don't mind being spoiled so please explain.

His character wasn't written with as much opportunity to flex acting abilities as other roles Hiddleston has taken on. He has plenty of screen time, he turns in a good performance, it's just that his character is fairly flat, he pretty much behaves the same way consistently from start to finish, a stoic, cautious man who's focused on the mission.

 

[jye4ever]

Not just that though, removing him from the movie would've had zero impact on the narrative.

 

[Chakor]

Still going to see it nonetheless.

 

[Wor-Gar]

How did this do at the boxoffice?