I'm not a huge fan of Zoolander like I am of the other things, that's just in his name because he looks exactly like Ben Stiller doing Blue Steel! 
That Leia picture getting quoted below the goth one shows a good juxtaposition of how "attractive" and how unattractive I can make myself.
That ferocious wolf-dog is snoozing on my bed as I type, Bam! He's a cute'un. Full name: Blackjack von Dracula Batman Pazuzu Vader Zoolander Clint Eastwood Toto. Jack for short.
I'm thin like that but that is my head photoshopped on Carrie Fisher's body. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something that skimpy in front of a camera. Also I'm a lot taller than Carrie Fisher. I've got at least 6 inches on her.
I'm 5'7".
Been awhile since I've shown my mug. This is from last weekend after a night of shots with my wife and friends. Camera phone crappiness at its best......
I wore the crown of shame and people kept hitting me in the head with various objects. I wondered why I woke up with my head pounding harder than normal
I'm 5'7".
That's okay. My last boyfriend was 5'9". It's convenient, nobody has to stretch to kiss.
Awesome. I've seen them a few times, but I'm usually long gone by the time the meet and greets start.
Ha! Never! I could be anyone! Or at least any dude wearing a "Team Edward" shirt.
Actually, I'm kinda weird about me and pictures. But, there are pictures out there, you just have to look hard enough.
Indeed I did. Cherokee on my Mother's side and Creek on my Father's. But like most Americans, I'm a mongrel. My lily white skin is due to my English heritage from my Grandmother.
That's okay. My last boyfriend was 5'9". It's convenient, nobody has to stretch to kiss.
I'm German and Irish also. I am a bit of spanish too from my moms side.
I'm no where near Irish
