Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)
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OK, I didn't read Matticus's spoilery synopsis but by all indications it was not a positive review. I still plan on seeing the movie as I now feel it's a no-lose scenario. Either it's good and I have an enjoyable viewing experience, or it's bad and Matticus and I will finally agree on something here. 
Did Phastos have an epic Mjolnir moment where he calls on the power of his body conscious black homosexuality to save the day?
They made sure to show him kissing another dude who is Middle Eastern. Think they covered everyone except Russians and Eskimos.
Did they show him ever able to sit down?
Well that is definitely the type of thing that region of the world likes to see in their movies. Oh wait...
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Eternals directors cut just announced with new extended scene of gay eternal punching the prophet Muhammad and eating a cow in India!
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I literally just lol'd at work.
Chinese cut will show gay eternal being crowned Emperor of Taiwan at the end.
What did the movie say they were doing during Infinity War?
As this was your post jye I initially read punching as fisting lol...
They only interfere when deviants are involved. Like the Prime Directive in Star Trek, don't get involved and let them naturally evolve. But a couple did in other ways.
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https://www.ign.com/articles/eternals-gay-romance-censorship
https://www.ign.com/articles/eternals-gay-romance-censorship
So are they not functioning members of society in any way then? Don't they have day jobs? Isn't that "getting involved?"
"Hey can you reach that jar from the shelf?"
"Did a deviant put it up there? Then sorry no, I swore an oath..."
Yeah I know
Phastos I cant remember but might be a teacher and or just taking care of a kid w the other dude. Sersi is a teacher. Phastos had a hand in creating a nuke in some manner and felt at fault for Hiroshima. Phastos was last in a long line of reintroductions and I skipped through some of his crap. Ikaris flew away for awhile, Sprite just lived w Sersi and in vain of humanity. Thena and Gilgamesh secluded in the desert. Makkari stayed on the Domo spacecraft. Druid hated humanities conflict and controlled and or hung out in some village in South America.
What was odd was that the deviant leader who absorbed the Eternals aka killed them, he saw through the celestials crap and wanted to end them too. But then he was off'd by Thena as vengence for Gilgamesha death. Was like he was the good guy now but death. Again, too many characters.
What was odd was that the deviant leader who absorbed the Eternals aka killed them, he saw through the celestials crap and wanted to end them too. But then he was off'd by Thena as vengence for Gilgamesha death. Was like he was the good guy now but death. Again, too many characters.
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I guess when Eternals see a stopped school bus they just gun their gas and barrel straight for the kids lol
From Cap punching Nazis to guilt over winning WWII. Good lord how far Marvel has fallen.
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Imagine all the homesexual pedophiles they could have stopped, but didn't because they weren't diviant enough. 
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