Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[Khev]

I guess when Eternals see a stopped school bus they just gun their gas and barrel straight for the kids lol

 

[matticus]

They are lucky the Avengers formed or Loki and Thanos would have taken that over no problem. Clearly they said F it in all the What if episodes lol

 

[Khev]

So do they not even defend themselves if you just walk up to them and just start beating them with a shovel as long as you aren't a deviant, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

So do they not even defend themselves if you just walk up to them and just start beating them with a shovel as long as you aren't a deviant, lol.

Dude at this point I don’t even care that the Infinity Saga is missing their proper Imax ratios I am hugging the crap out of them!

 

[matticus]

It is pretty clear Feige wants to open up the cosmic more but is clearly shoe horning in square stories into a canon circle.

 

[Khev]

Dude at this point I don’t even care that the Infinity Saga is missing their proper Imax ratios I am hugging the crap out of them!

No freaking kidding! Talk about precious lightning in a bottle that we need to savor forevermore.

 

[Khev]

It is pretty clear Feige wants to open up the cosmic more but is clearly shoe horning in square stories into a canon circle.

Seems like all they had to do was put them in cryostasis or cocoons or something and then be "activated" whenever a deviant approaches the Earth. That could have explained why they missed the entire Infinity War without being totally useless losers.

Then at the end of the Eternals movie have their cryochambers destroyed so that they must coexist with humans from that point on (IOW appear in future MCU films) or have a Celestial show up and say that due to escalating dangers (Thanos, etc.) that from now on they are to engage any deviant-level threat and not just deviants alone.

Almost anything would be better than that stupid "oath" rule.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ben Kenobi had an oath: I cannot interfere.

But he did, didn't he?

 

[Khev]

Ben Kenobi had an oath: I cannot interfere.

But he did, didn't he?

Dead Ben Kenobi: More useful than living Eternals, lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why are there no alieny Eternals?

Also, was Gemma Chan as hot and boring as she always is?

 

[Khev]

Lemme guess, they take the forms of those whose planet they are "planted" on. Amiright matticus?

 

[matticus]

Lemme guess, they take the forms of those whose planet they are "planted" on. Amiright matticus?

I can't remember. All I seen was a big machine Arishem makes them from and were humanoid. I know they are created for each seed world and there must be plenty out there.

Worst part of the movie was seeing "The Eternals will return."

 

[Wor-Gar]

Lots of Human worlds out there. What about all those GOTG worlds and peoples?

Green Lantern seems to be a better representation of 'Justice League for other worlds'

Do all the Eternals only joke in Earthly references?

 

[ironwez20]

I got a better question…. Why the hell was this made over a movie about mutants? Characters that are actually interesting?

 

[a-dev]

"The Eternals will return."

To which everyone responds

 

[Wor-Gar]

The more you think about what the Eternals are, the more stupid the whole idea becomes. And it was stupid to begin with.

How many Etermals are there? And then, why that number?

 

[TheeWanderer]

The movie wasn't too bad. All the main cast minus Sersi, unfortunately, were all pretty likeable. Liked it more than Shang-Chi.

 

[Wor-Gar]

All the main cast minus Sersi, unfortunately, were all pretty likeable.

That's Gemma Chan. No good. Again.

 

[Bleah]

Weren't gays considered deviants back then?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Back when?