Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[matticus]

Back when?

An hour ago lol

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

The MCU deserves this movie.

Pandering shall get you nowhere.

Feige couldn't even wait until Thanos' body was cold.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Eternals directors cut just announced with new extended scene of gay eternal donkey punching the prophet Muhammad and eating a cow in India!

Fixed

 

[Wor-Gar]

Really curious how this will do in China -- oh wait!

 

[matticus]

Funny how the Mandarin was a racist depiction and really made to get into China, but two guys kissing can't be edited out for more money.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Funny how the Mandarin was a racist depiction and really made to get into China, but two guys kissing can't be edited out for more money.

It's interesting that Disney had no problem removing a black man from a poster, thanking a government for allowing them to shoot a film near their internment camp, and slandering one of their female employees but now draws the line at removing a gay *** scene.

 

[punisher1974]

Dude at this point I don’t even care that the Infinity Saga is missing their proper Imax ratios I am hugging the crap out of them!

definetly a once in a lifetime accomplishment that I enjoyed from start to finish.

 

[matticus]

It's interesting that Disney had no problem removing a black man from a poster, thanking a government for allowing them to shoot a film near their internment camp, and slandering one of their female employees but now draws the line at removing a gay *** scene.

Goalposts keep moving. No big deal as long as you are in charge.

I am just ready for Spidey.

 

[Wor-Gar]

It's interesting that Disney had no problem removing a black man from a poster, thanking a government for allowing them to shoot a film near their internment camp, and slandering one of their female employees but now draws the line at removing a gay *** scene.

Well, most of the higher-ups at Disney are gay, so...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Goalposts keep moving. No big deal as long as you are in charge.

I am just ready for Spidey.

When Doc and Goblin start groping each other, we'll see how you feelz.

That cigar in Doc's mouth is just practice...

 

[matticus]

When Doc and Goblin start groping each other, we'll see how you feelz.

That cigar in Doc's mouth is just practice...

The Deviant Duo: Doc *ock and Green Gobbler

 

[Wor-Gar]

And the Sexual Six...

 

[punisher1974]

The Deviant Duo: Doc *ock and Green Gobbler

Ock would make for a bad anime with those tentacles

 

[Khev]

Ock would make for a bad anime with those tentacles

Or the best anime EVER!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Back when?

The 90s?

 

[Khev]

The 90s?

[video]

 

[matticus]

I feel like Mel Gibson would been a great choice as director for this movie.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Mel's like Carl Grissom... is that you, sugar-bumps?

Only he didn't say 'bumps'...

 

[Otomofan]

Just saw another story on the front page of Yahoo claiming this movie has "Marvel's first *** scene" again.

I'm just gonna assume they never saw the original Iron Man or GOTG or GOTG2 any of the other Marvel movies where characters have had ***.

I'm also looking forward to their next article, where they say The Eternals has "Marvel's first fight scene" and "Marvel's first special effects scene."

 

[ironwez20]

This isn’t even the first marvel film to have a *** scene period lol. Daredevil had one I think .