Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[matticus]

Just saw another story on the front page of Yahoo claiming this movie has "Marvel's first *** scene" again.

I'm just gonna assume they never saw the original Iron Man or GOTG or GOTG2 any of the other Marvel movies where characters have had ***.

I'm also looking forward to their next article, where they say The Eternals has "Marvel's first fight scene" and "Marvel's first special effects scene."

It was Ikaris on top of Sersi, both naked. They both kissed and there was thrusting. You could only see the top half of Ikaris' back. I wouldn't even consider it soft ****, not that a gentlemen like myself would know anything about that.

 

[matticus]

Lemme guess, they take the forms of those whose planet they are "planted" on. Amiright matticus?

Jumping to it again, although fuzzy, looks like most templates had humanoid forms. All different heights and widths from what I could see. Oh and Celestials are born every billion years, like a crop of them at a time.

I got a better question…. Why the hell was this made over a movie about mutants? Characters that are actually interesting?

Well Feige plans long term and honestly with some competion, even though DC is failing, Feige likes to beat them to the punch. Ditko actually made The New Gods first before coming back to Marvel. Guess who was planning a New Gods movie? But WB hates Snyder and with his Snyder Cut featured some of them. That got that movie killed. Feige wins again!

 

[ironwez20]

Jumping to it again, although fuzzy, looks like most templates had humanoid forms. All different heights and widths from what I could see. Oh and Celestials are born every billion years, like a crop of them at a time.

Well Feige plans long term and honestly with some competion, even though DC is failing, Feige likes to beat them to the punch. Ditko actually made The New Gods first before coming back to Marvel. Guess who was planning a New Gods movie? But WB hates Snyder and with his Snyder Cut featured some of them. That got that movie killed. Feige wins again!

Lol I feel like this was made in response to new gods. So all DC needs to do is create doom patrol movie and fiege will announce X-men movie.

 

[matticus]

Lol I feel like this was made in response to new gods. So all DC needs to do is create doom patrol movie and fiege will announce X-men movie.

Lots of convenient similarities over the years. Hell you are getting DC Marvel multiverse movies within a year. Civil War and BVS was convenient too.

 

[matticus]

Btw the cameo voice in question has been confirmed

Spoiler

Masheralaksbdv Ali aka Blade! https://www.comicbookmovie.com/eter...-phase-4-character-spoilers-a189369#gs.f18z5e

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Does the film downplay Ikaris' powers? I know they call hum Superman in the film.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I feel like Mel Gibson would been a great choice as director for this movie.

Only if he was contractually obligated to drink a Texas fifth of whiskey each morning before production started. The entire production would be live streamed on Netflix as it's own TV show. China wouldn't be canceling Mel's cut of the film!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Mel would be in it, so who would he be? Someone who screams loudly.

 

[matticus]

Does the film downplay Ikaris' powers? I know they call hum Superman in the film.

What you see in the trailers is what he does. Laser eyes, flies, super strength and damage sponge.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

What you see in the trailers is what he does. Laser eyes, flies, super strength and damage sponge.

 

[matticus]

Mel would be in it, so who would he be? Someone who screams loudly.

Spoiler

Well they are all synthetics, they really are not supposed to have a personality. Which seems to vary in the performances. Gemma Chan nailed it lol.

 

[matticus]

He is the MCU Harley Quinn

 

[darth dennis]

To which everyone responds

Was going to reply with the Luke “I care” but in reality I do not…

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

The future of Disney media...



The Eternals is essentially the Marvel version of the above M$ intros.

 

[matticus]

The future of Disney media...



The Eternals is essentially the Marvel version of the above M$ intros.

I guess they would rather be drunk in a casino with their bows and arrows while sleeping in teepees. GTFO!

 

[ebor]

I just have one question...should I go watch this in the theatre or wait for tv/streaming?

 

[jye4ever]

 

[matticus]

I just have one question...should I go watch this in the theatre or wait for tv/stream?

You can stream it on the internet now.

 

[Ropen]

You can stream it on the internet now.

I’m a second hand Captain Jack Sparrow, I don’t even watch the entire movie or tv show nowadays, ever since Black Widow, Shang Chi, This movie or Disney + show period, I just watch the YouTube Channel NewRockstars simple straight to the plot and Easter eggs

I really don’t know why but it’s a hassle for me to leave the house just to go to the movies. It has nothing to do with COVID, I mean before I used to shell out easily on movie tickets and concessions like nothing but iddk, the business changed and put me off in the wrong way so streaming it is

 

[Zurdo95D]

I think it's gonna be Zurdo.

I bet Zurdo has seen it 4 times already and is waiting to post until he's collected enough promo pics to spam this thread to the top for weeks.

LOL that was just for Captain Marvel only!

I do eventually plan to watch it later on, most probably through streaming. Of course, I'll watch it as I would any other movie, with an open mind.