Future Newpaper page 157. "White boy wearing a Marvel Hela shirt was found sniffling upside in a trashcan covered in popcorn and mountian dew after sneaking into a Black Panther showing and getting lippy with some patrons." "Meanwile, said movie breaks the Star Wars The Force Awakens weekend boxoffice record"
it could probably say "vile, dangerous alt right white Cis male crashes Black panther premiere and physically attacks defenseless innocent Black Lives matter patron that was trying to teach him how to be WOKE"
(Obviously Chakor is none of those things, but thats how CNN would spin it )