Marvel's The Black Panther

[crows]

Wow, the little kid from Spawn could play Wanda now that shes old, thats kinda crazy

 

[Rulk]

God I feel old

 

[chewblacca]

I think both Marvel and Disney knows that this is a mediocre comic book movie so they spotlight the political aspect of it to bring people in. Like I said the big tell will be week 2 when all of this hoopla dies down. Now excuse me while I go watch Roots!

 

[Snake Plissken]

That is true. Tbqh famalam, going to Hell, but getting super-powers, doesn't sounds half bad. Al didn't even get tortured or anything. He just slapped the suit on. And the way it works in the Spawn-Verse, Heaven & Hell are merely two sides of the same coin. Throw in some demon-girl concubines, and the deal is pretty sweet, desu.

Bad sunburn... so what. To get a living suit that you can manipulate any which way you want? There's no downside.

Just to look like this, I would throw my first born in a volcano.

 

[Victοr]

Bad sunburn... so what.

Okay, I'm no Moon Knight, so it'd sting like a ***** to get burned alive but hey, you'd be in Hell already, right?

To get a living suit that you can manipulate any which way you want? There's no downside.

Just to look like this, I would throw my first born in a volcano.

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Whoa, back up there cowboy. We're crossing over in DOOM territory now:

But yeah, looking like Spawn and being a general in Hell's army has literally no downside. You are not facing eternal damnation or whatever, and since you're already evil enough to be in Hell, I doubt you'll have any qualms about doing Hell "things". All that's missing in a Harem.

PS: Spawn was one of the first characters I got into. Even tried to get a school paper running, with monthly Spawn Segments. The paper didn't pan out since we're talking about YuroPoorLand, but Spawn became quite a sensation for a while.

 

[a-dev]

Wow, the little kid from Spawn could play Wanda now that shes old, thats kinda crazy

Hot damn.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Spawn is kind of lame. He looks cool and so does the clown, but Spawn's powers are all over the place.

 

[Victοr]

Spawn is kind of lame. He looks cool and so does the clown, but Spawn's powers are all over the place.

He's literally Venom + Ghost Rider. He has a quasi-sentient female symbiote suit, he has Hell-Energy, he has spikes and chains and skulls and all that **** and looks cool as Hell. He's EXTREME 90S but done right.

>female symbiote suit
God, can you imagine all the kinky **** you can do with that?

 

[chewblacca]

I haven't read spawn in a while, but couldn't he do pretty much anything as long as his meter didn't reach zero?

 

[Victοr]

I haven't read spawn in a while, but couldn't he do pretty much anything as long as his meter didn't reach zero?

**** if I remember. I haven't read Spawn in a decade... no, wait, I pulled the title for a bit when Downing was wearing the costume, but **** was so far removed from what made Spawn enjoyable, that I dropped it. Now Al's back and is a "Modern 90s Anti-Hero" complete with a giant-*** sword and ****ing Wanda in Hell while Satan is attacking them... Still, Spawn is the epitome of 90s coolness.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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He's literally Venom + Ghost Rider. He has a quasi-sentient female symbiote suit, he has Hell-Energy, he has spikes and chains and skulls and all that **** and looks cool as Hell. He's EXTREME 90S but done right.

>female symbiote suit
God, can you imagine all the kinky **** you can do with that?

Spawn is stuck in the late 90's....just like his "action figures." I hope Marvel buys Spawn.

 

[RIDDICK]

Spawn > Blek Pantar

 

[ZaCHw117]

Spawn > Blek Pantar

Yop
..

 

[Victοr]

Spawn is stuck in the late 90's....just like his "action figures." I hope Marvel buys Spawn.

They bought Angela from Gaiman, and turned her into Thor's long-lost sister, who's a lesbian and is ****ing a transgender brown "angel", where angels are merely aliens, like Asgardians. So Al would then be turned into a WOKE BLM Activist who'd BLACK his way throughout the MU.

Thanks, but no thanks. 90s Spawn was a pretty tragic character, and despite all his misdeeds, he wasn't that bad of a guy. Marvel Spawn would be everything that's wrong with the world today.

Spawn > Blek Pantar

That's a given.

Black Panther is honestly a guy with Doom's ego, a 2-D personality and tons of in-universe shilling. He NEVER fails. he never gets defeated or humiliated. He's always the keikaku master.

 

[guyver1]

Anyone overseas seen the film yet

 

[Popnfresh98]

She did NOT compare this movie to Batman Begins or X Men in their content, but she compare how the directors of each of these movies made them feel like smaller movies instead of Blockbusters...

Clean your freaking ears. she says this movie felt like how Batman Begins and X men did not feel like huge action packed blockbusters but more like smaller budget movies..... how there are deeper issues in the 3 movies and not necessarily a lot of blockbuster action

come on now

I never watch the clips dude, ain’t nobody got time for that. I was just going off that tiny snippet. But if Grace gets people this salty this quick I may need to hop aboard the Grace hate train

They bought Angela from Gaiman, and turned her into Thor's long-lost sister, who's a lesbian and is ****ing a transgender brown "angel", where angels are merely aliens, like Asgardians. So Al would then be turned into a WOKE BLM Activist who'd BLACK his way throughout the MU.

Thanks, but no thanks. 90s Spawn was a pretty tragic character, and despite all his misdeeds, he wasn't that bad of a guy. Marvel Spawn would be everything that's wrong with the world today.


That's a given.

God, I miss Doomposting...

Yeah they completely ruined Angela. What a waste. I don’t think anything should go to marvel until they get over this sjw phase...

Also when did doom get so swole?

He’s huge in those panels

She thought XMEN Apocalypse was the best film in the franchise...

She honestly did not know why people were laughing at her after the screening

Wait, what? If this be true I could never take anyone who says that seriously

I went back and caught the BRs myself, and yeah, Ragnarok was the best of them (WW, GotG 2, Kingsman), but it still wasn't all that great. JL I still haven't seen and... I don't think I'll be doing so soon...

Do yourself a favour and never watch JL.. it’s painful. Also I was really surprised at how bad Kingsman 2 was when the first was so entertaining.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

 

[ZaCHw117]

Double toasted describes me anytime I go see a movie.



Edit: Did these guys used to do animated movie review on YouTube? Spill.com I think it was..

 

[ZaCHw117]

I miss these guys

 

[Victοr]

Yeah they completely ruined Angela. What a waste. I don’t think anything should go to marvel until they get over this sjw phase...

I kinda think it's already over. Books are slowly returning to their regular pace. In all honesty, despite all the ****, the absolute worst thing was Ree-Ree. I swear to Christ, if I could devote an entire comic to her getting tortured, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I mean, look at this ****:

Even if you hated Iron Man, you still wouldn't write such rubbish. 100% of everything there is wrong, literally.

I also REALLY ****ing hate Pepper. I lowkey hope Superior Tony hate-****ed her during his evil phase and wiped her memory later. She's usually an ugly broad, but in Superior she was damn fine.

Reminder that Best Boy did LITERALLY nothing wrong. With ~40k per year, you could be a perfect specimen, have all your diseases cured, etc, etc. Pepper was a ****ing *****, and Steve was an ever more braindead moron.

Also when did doom get so swole?

He’s huge in those panels

Doom always was a Big Guy. He's 6'2" and BUILT in the 616:



Even Tony's 6'1" and built like a brick:

Do yourself a favour and never watch JL.. it’s painful. Also I was really surprised at how bad Kingsman 2 was when the first was so entertaining.

Kingsman 2 was fun, but I didn't like the "message". The President was unironically, completely and 100% in the right.