Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[greygoose]

Why did you post that?

Just to remind everyone of what we're getting.

 

[Shawpaw]

I just am not digging those designs at all. Too busy and they look more like aliens. I wanted to like them but dang. Don't have to pay money for those then.

 

[Ondi]

I hope they do a marvel studios and do a tmnt one shot. Afterwards some real Ninja's break into jail and tell Eric Sucks that the real shredder is not happy about him using his name and they silence him with a whole pizza shoved down his throat

I'm sorry sir we found him dead in his cell.
How!?!?!?
uh....Pizza Sir
Those damn Turtles!! Tell every cop in town I want their shells!!!

Bam!! There's your twist and set up for the next movie.

 

[ironwez20]

There's supposed to be some footage shown tonight at cinecom or whatever plus a poster.

 

[Shawpaw]

I hope they do a marvel studios and do a tmnt one shot. Afterwards some real Ninja's break into jail and tell Eric Sucks that the real shredder is not happy about him using his name and they silence him with a whole pizza shoved down his throat

I'm sorry sir we found him dead in his cell.
How!?!?!?
uh....Pizza Sir
Those damn Turtles!! Tell every cop in town I want their shells!!!

Bam!! There's your twist and set up for the next movie.

Win! Haha

 

[crows]

the skinny jeans probably makes his butt look firm LMAO

 

[Deckard]

I think if given the opportunity, I would kick Michael Bay in the nuts. What's the worst case scenario? Booked on an assault charge? You'd be an international hero though. Like Air Conditioner guy.

 

[Shawpaw]

Word on the technodrome forums is that a trailer will be released this Wednesday. Brace yourselves, winter is coming.

 

[ironwez20]

https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tee...es-CinemaCon-Origin-Story-Revealed-42239.html

Description of the trailer. Here it goes.

 

[Deckard]

"Shredder actually worked with April’s dad to create the Teenage Mutant Nin-"

That's it. I'm good, no thanks Michael Bay. I'm going to go watch some more of the Nick TMNT which recently confirmed Usagi Yojimbo and Bebop and Rocksteady as upcoming characters.

You can keep your whatever the **** this is. Call me if Megan Fox does porn because this ruins her.

 

[thenammagazine]

"Shredder actually worked with April’s dad to create the Teenage Mutant Nin-"

That's it. I'm good, no thanks Michael Bay. I'm going to go watch some more of the Nick TMNT which recently confirmed Usagi Yojimbo and Bebop and Rocksteady as upcoming characters.

You can keep your whatever the **** this is. Call me if Megan Fox does porn because this ruins her.

Proof Deckard likes tranny porn.

 

[Deckard]

 

[thenammagazine]

 

[ironwez20]

Trailer drops on thursday. O man I really hope theres some sort of silver lining in all of this.

 

[thenammagazine]

Trailer drops on thursday. O man I really hope theres some sort of silver lining in all of this.

Vintage looking Turtle collectibles are set to have their value increase?

 

[Ondi]

Lame WTF was soooo wrong with their original origin story?

 

[ironwez20]

Vintage looking Turtle collectibles are set to have their value increase?

There ya go. thanks nam. Im gonna be rich!!

 

[Ondi]

The only way this could remotely relate to the original is if shredder is an utrom.......or the Oniel family!?!?.......oh god

 

[batfan08]

Proof Deckard likes tranny porn.

If that's a tranny, I'd be afraid of what actual porn girls are.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Can't WAIT for the trailer.