Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Shawpaw]

I heard it all stems back to Bay's pec implants.

 

[fosing]

I heard it all stems back to Bay's pec implants.

which is made in china.

 

[beeshaw]

A few pics are starting to pop up... you guys ready for a Raph stuck to the side of a Hummer upside down...?

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Who's Ralph??

 

[beeshaw]

Gotta love auto-correct. At least I'm not the only victim.

 

[Ondi]

At least it looks like he's managed to hang onto both his Sai this time. He's ****ing enormous though!!!! That turtlevan is gonna be awefully cramped

 

[Shawpaw]

He's well over 7' tall based on early estimates. lolol In order to sustain that kind of turtle metabolism, he's gonna have to eat a shat-ton of pizza.

Seriously, that image looks like it's completely CGI. The backdrop is completely CGI looking. Looks like it came from a PS2 game

 

[Ondi]

He's over 7' tall?!? Walking through the sewers is gonna be a *****!!! Then again do they even live in the sewers anymore???? Yeah man everyone I've shown that pic to this morning has said the same thing about the CGI but I still need to see it in motion since it is a very action heavy moment so that could detract from it.

 

[ironwez20]

A few pics are starting to pop up... you guys ready for a Raph stuck to the side of a Hummer upside down...?

The things turtles can do.

 

[krec9]

Any word when the trailer will be online?

 

[Shawpaw]

It appears that Raph doesn't like hummers......

 

[Ondi]

Do you know who I am!?!?

I'm the Raphernaut *****!!

 

[beeshaw]

Any word when the trailer will be online?

....Thursday....

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Everybody stock up on barf bags beforehand!

 

[Scareb]

I plan to be watching this firmly seated on the porcelain throne with a bucket planted between my legs in the event it comes out both ends.

 

[Deckard]

Overall, the tone was far straighter and more serious than expected. The Turtles make a few wisecracks but those quips are kind of lost amidst the action. The Turtles are definitely presented here as the extraordinary beings who enter into April's "real" world rather than the trailer following them with April popping up as a secondary human character. We'd expect the trailer to drop very soon.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2014/0...for-michael-bays-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

Basically what most have feared. Megan Fox is the star here like Shia in Transformers and the Turtles are sort of secondary characters.

 

[BuGz]

Bri

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Sounds Bay-tastic.

 

[greygoose]

A few pics are starting to pop up... you guys ready for a Raph stuck to the side of a Hummer upside down...?

Another product placement movie from Bay.

 

[ironwez20]

Trailer should be online at any moment. Get ready for the internet to explode.