Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[jnmx2000]

I like Leonardo. But Michelangelo just looks bad. Ah I dunno.

Bri

Yea leo and ralph look good to me, it's mikey and donnie that I don't like. Donnie just looks goofy with all the tech stuff on him. This does very much look like a bay film, which I don't mind considering I like the way his films actually look but I'm not feeling the designs that much. And Fox has to carry this movie as some said before and that's probably going to be it's biggest problem. She doesn't have the chops to carry a film and Ficher was weak. Atleast it seems they got the turtle personalities down from what little we've seen so far. Hopefully Liesbann doesn't kill the film with stupid jokes that aren't funny like we see in the transformers movies. Hopefully.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Splinter is April O Neil's father

Why not? Mikey is wearing pants. Shredder is a white dude named Sachs. The turtles are big enough to start at center for the Lakers. Why not make Splinter April's father? In the sequel maybe Karai can be one of the Krang and played by Lisa Ann.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

I like how in the TMNT action figure thread, folks are dancing in a circle with daisies in their hair over this new trailer - while in here, it's a little more (justifiably) cynical.

 

[jnmx2000]

Why not? Mikey is wearing pants. Shredder is a white dude named Sachs. The turtles are big enough to start at center for the Lakers. Why not make Splinter April's father? In the sequel maybe Karai can be one of the Krang and played by Lisa Ann.

Well that might happen as Shredder is rumored to actually be The Kraang. So you're joke might not be far off. Just saying.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Well that might happen as Shredder is rumored to actually be The Kraang. So you're joke might not be far off. Just saying.

What??? God no, I was kidding! I take it back. Pay no attention to that previous post.

 

[krec9]

Saw the trailer didn't like it at all.

 

[Kibagami]

Why not? Mikey is wearing pants. Shredder is a white dude named Sachs. The turtles are big enough to start at center for the Lakers. Why not make Splinter April's father? In the sequel maybe Karai can be one of the Krang and played by Lisa Ann.

Sir, you had me at Lisa Ann.

 

[Rambler]

Sir, you had me at Lisa Ann.

 

[Centurion]

He doesn't understand the concept of trial and error, he just continues to do things one way over and over... and still makes boat loads of money

Bay doesn't change his formula because he views most movie-goers like this:

 

[Snake Plissken]

TMNT 1990 master race.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Bay doesn't change his formula because he views most movie-goers like this:

^ Must've been a stampede at the cineplex that day.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

DP.. sorry.

 

[greygoose]

Has anyone questioned why the turtles are sliding down a snow covered mountain yet?

 

[jnmx2000]

Has anyone questioned why the turtles are sliding down a snow covered mountain yet?

trying to stop the foot clan of course.

 

[Irvy]

Do da turtles fight the hulkbuster in this one?

 

[teemu]

TMNT 1990 master race.

you're better off just spending your money on the Blu-ray/DVD of the 1990 Film than buying a movie ticket for whatever this is suppose to be

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Has anyone questioned why the turtles are sliding down a snow covered mountain yet?

Cause it looked good in G.I. Joe, so Bay said watch what happens when I add explosions and a sunset to that ****! BAYSTYLE!!!

 

[jnmx2000]

Do da turtles fight the hulkbuster in this one?

Naw man, it's the shell shocker in this movie. And it'll be blackout copy and pasted from transformers 2 which was copy and pasted from transformers one and when defeated Baxtor Stockmon will fall from the cockpit who will be played by Shia Labouf.

 

[RIDDICK]

Bay doesn't change his formula because he views most movie-goers like this:

Cuz that's what most movie-goers are

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Action looks like it'll be good. Other than that