Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[greygoose]

Cause it looked good in G.I. Joe, so Bay said watch what happens when I add explosions and a sunset to that ****! BAYSTYLE!!!

I must admit, I did enjoy the snow fight scene in G.I Joe.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

I must admit, I did enjoy the snow fight scene in G.I Joe.

Me too. It was well shot and had great pacing. And the CGI wasn't bad.

 

[meanstreak]

does that film get a lot of flack? I actually liked it. Milestones better than the first.

 

[GasparZizou]

I don't know if it's a badly put together trailer or if the movie will be that bad, but the trailer makes the movie look mediocre at best, I'm not a big fan of the franchise, I've just seen the old movies and sporadically watched the cartoon when I was little, but this trailer did nothing to appeal to my interest.

The turtle designs look kinda cool, no surprises there, we knew what we were getting, but the action seems it will be the same as the Transformers, one big blurry cluster****.

 

[a-dev]

I don't know how even Michael Bay makes sense of his own action scenes.

 

[jnmx2000]

I don't know if it's a badly put together trailer or if the movie will be that bad, but the trailer makes the movie look mediocre at best, I'm not a big fan of the franchise, I've just seen the old movies and sporadically watched the cartoon when I was little, but this trailer did nothing to appeal to my interest.

The turtle designs look kinda cool, no surprises there, we knew what we were getting, but the action seems it will be the same as the Transformers, one big blurry cluster****.

I think the action could be hit or miss, some shots seem to glide with the turles pretty well, such as the Leo jump and the snow slide, but others seem way to quick cut but I think that's the point of those scenes, the turtles are a mystery and the camera style will dictate that until they are revealed. Atleast I hope thats the intention anyway.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

does that film get a lot of flack? I actually liked it. Milestones better than the first.

I liked it. The extended edition even manages to make Flint and actual part of the movie. Retaliation gets way more right about the franchise than it gets wrong. I am looking forward to the next one. Which is more than i can say about the Turtles so far.

 

[Bardoon]

I like what I see so far!

Leonardo looks awesome and the scenes of him in the trailer are definitely iconic in nature and he looks very stoic like a leader should. I first thought of Gollum when I saw Mikey's face but I'm overall ok with the new designs. I'd like to see more before I put a final judgment.

I think if they eliminate the age old Yoshi/Splinter and Shredder rivalry then that is stupid. I can be ok with changing the designs and origins a little, but that is the core of the Turtles and their war against the Shredder. The rumor of April O'Neil's father being Splinter is downright idiotic if they went that route.

So far, I think it looks pretty entertaining.

 

[die]

Michael Bay.

As a director, not so good... but he is the excellence of execution as a serial childhood-rapist and all around troll. He's like a clueless ADHD kid who's handed what you love and he smashes it.

With that being said....Michaelangelo looks like Ray Lewis in the face.

I honestly think he watched Avengers, saw how fans reacted to Hulk and was like "YES... I will make the Ninja Turtles into Hulks$$$$"

now we have 9 foot tall green yetis snowboarding on their butts.


Kevin Nash will always been the greatest White Shredder


unless you count snowboarding champ Shaun White

this can't be life.


cowabunga dudes.

 

[greygoose]

The UK release date is currently 17th October for this.

 

[ironwez20]

I still cant get over how the 1990 turtles still to this day look more believable than this. As a turtle fan i'll see it but man does mikey look like Shreks cousin.

 

[jnmx2000]

The UK release date is currently 17th October for this.

got to give them time to give the turtles British accents.

 

[Shaun & Ed Fan]

Bay isn't destroying your childhood...Hollywood did with that first awful film.
They were trained for revenge and killed the Shredder in the most violent way in the comics.Now they love pizza and crack jokes.Each new version that comes out gets worse and worse.

 

[Ondi]

They are just mutant turtles scrap the remaining teenage/ninja. This looks more like a new superhero team to me I still can't believe hitting the hummer was intentional!!! I thought it was an accident so they KNOW they are powerful enough to do that I can't believe my juggernaut comment was actually spot on.

I'm sure this will do well kids will lap that **** up all day but what a way for TMNT to go it will never be the same again

 

[Sachiel]

Michelangelo's face looks ****ing odd.

 

[cilantropants]

He's a mutant turtle. Of course he looks odd.

 

[Sachiel]

It's Uncanny Valley odd.

 

[cilantropants]

Too short a glimpse to really tell, but I wasn't exactly put off by it.

 

[pturtle]

Looks awesome to me. Shredder’s casting, and Megan Fox have me a bit worried, but everything else I thought looked great.

 

[Deeznutz6]

Holy turdfest