Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[ironwez20]

Knowing micheal bay he probably might bring back venus as a love intrest

 

[Scareb]

She will have voluptuous turtle titties and there will be at least one joke about her being on her period.

 

[ironwez20]

Who else but BAY!!!

 

[thedopefreshness]

She will have voluptuous turtle titties and there will be at least one joke about her being on her period.

And she will be voiced by Megan Fox and there'll be gratuitous porn-y shots of her bending over things.

 

[Frank]

Bay is to film what Liefeld was to comics in the 90's. Hopefully in a few years, he'll become a punchline just like Rob is.

 

[GasparZizou]

At least Liefeld gave us Deadpool.

 

[Biojex]

She will have voluptuous turtle titties and there will be at least one joke about her being on her period.

Please don't give the reptile Mammary glands

 

[RJMacReady16]

Bay is to film what Liefeld was to comics in the 90's. Hopefully in a few years, he'll become a punchline just like Rob is.

My God you nailed that.

 

[Frank]

At least Liefeld gave us Deadpool.

As crazy as it sounds, Liefeld just might have an edge there.

Though to be fair, Deadpool was saved only after Liefeld left.

My God you nailed that.

I just hope we don't have to wait much longer... I really can't stand him.

Please don't give the reptile Mammary glands

:rotmffl

 

[GasparZizou]

As crazy as it sounds, Liefeld just might have an edge there.

Though to be fair, Deadpool was saved only after Liefeld left.

Yeah, god knows what the poor merc would be if it was Liefeld the one who gave him his personality

 

[crows]

Please don't give the reptile Mammary glands

too late.....

i hope this makes it to the sequel

 

[GeneralZodLives]

^^ why does Sumo Raph have a belly button on his shell but no nipples?

 

[Frank]

^^ why does Sumo Raph have a belly button on his shell but no nipples?

I think it's time for Schumacher to finally redeem himself to the comic book community! Watch out for a new change in directors!

 

[crows]

it all comes full circle

 

[Scareb]

He flattened out his sai so he can wedge it in between his toobies and his Ninja gut to get all the food that drops in there.

 

[Rulk]

Joel Schumacher said the same about Batman Thank god Nolan didn't think like him...or you

Well the difference here is Tim Burton's Batman set the benchmark which has never been surpassed, TMNT no matter how great you think it is will NEVER be in the same realm as Batman or Superman.

Joel Schumacher is a hack.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

AH! got it, you're one of those "dudebros" with no discerning taste, for whom these films are marketed to. Say no more friend.

long and short of it, some of us prefer to get our monies worth, less we feel like we're being ripped off, or talked down to.

So if I see a few pristine pieces of corn in a pile of doo-doo, I should go ahead and fish em out? Demand better, let this thing drop 90% next weekend.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Well the difference here is Tim Burton's Batman set the benchmark which has never been surpassed, TMNT no matter how great you think it is will NEVER be in the same realm as Batman or Superman.

Joel Schumacher is a hack.

Why not? Anyway, Nolan Batman > Tim Burton Batman. But even if you think Burton set the benchmark...someone did it, so there's no reason why someone can't do the same for TMNT. It has to start somewhere, and if Tim Burton did it with Batman, then a talented filmmaker and writer can do the same for TMNT.

 

[RIDDICK]

^^ why does Sumo Raph have a belly button on his shell but no nipples?

'murica.

 

[lerath666]

Why not? Anyway, Nolan Batman > Tim Burton Batman. But even if you think Burton set the benchmark...someone did it, so there's no reason why someone can't do the same for TMNT. It has to start somewhere, and if Tim Burton did it with Batman, then a talented filmmaker and writer can do the same for TMNT.

THIS.