Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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GasparZizou
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^ wut........
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??? When I watch Sponge Bob Square Pants I don't expect to be riveted by the storyline such is TMNT
The Clown Prince of Crime
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Joel Schumacher said the same about Batman
Thank god Nolan didn't think like him...or you
lerath666
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AH! got it, you're one of those "dudebros" with no discerning taste, for whom these films are marketed to. Say no more friend.
long and short of it, some of us prefer to get our monies worth, less we feel like we're being ripped off, or talked down to.
GasparZizou
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I agree with that review.
Except the part about the Turtles, dude just lumped them with the rest of the badness.
And damn he talks fast
Scareb
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That movie was a big ol' glass of meh. The black nerd made a lot of valid points about it. Also mikeys constant perving of April got really annoying.
This movie makes the 1990 version look like a masterpiece. At least I have that and the nick cartoon. Speaking of which, why the hell haven't they released that on bluray yet? You'd think they'd have the first season out by now, especially with this movie in theaters.
This movie makes the 1990 version look like a masterpiece. At least I have that and the nick cartoon. Speaking of which, why the hell haven't they released that on bluray yet? You'd think they'd have the first season out by now, especially with this movie in theaters.
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It's on full retard because from what I've read, it's almost a complete rip-off of the Amazing Spiderman plot which wasn't that great to begin with. Only you can put a stop to corporate shrink-wrapped garbage movies.
It is worth the ticket just to see the Turtles.
Play with your phone or something when the turtles aren't around, and watch the movie when they pop out
So if I see a few pristine pieces of corn in a pile of doo-doo, I should go ahead and fish em out? Demand better, let this thing drop 90% next weekend.
Ehollywood
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Oh you Love this movie Frank. Embrace your inner Turtle Love. 
It's on full retard because from what I've read, it's almost a complete rip-off of the Amazing Spiderman plot which wasn't that great to begin with. Only you can put a stop to corporate shrink-wrapped garbage movies.
So if I see a few pristine pieces of corn in a pile of doo-doo, I should go ahead and fish em out? Demand better, let this thing drop 90% next weekend.
GasparZizou
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So if I see a few pristine pieces of corn in a pile of doo-doo, I should go ahead and fish em out? Demand better, let this thing drop 90% next weekend.
or if you see 4 $20 bills in a public toilet..... Yeah, if we're talking fair, this shouldn't get money nor sequels.... but you how that's gonna go.
I don't think I'll see it again though. Probably wait until it leaks and just edit the doo-doo out of the corn pieces
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Oh you Love this movie Frank. Embrace your inner Turtle Love.
F that!
I'll get my kicks elsewhere!
Ehollywood
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Elsewhere, meaning this thread about the movie. LOL
F that!
I'll get my kicks elsewhere!
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Scareb
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Also Raphael puffing out his chest to launch the flattened bullets back at the foot was one of the stupidest things I've seen in movies in years.
GasparZizou
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What? Why?
He didn't launch them as in shooting them back, they were just popping out.
He didn't launch them as in shooting them back, they were just popping out.
Scareb
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Ok well maybe not launching them back (it happened pretty quick) but he actually flexed/puffed out his shell to get them off. Stupid nonetheless.
I'd say I would have to go back and rewatch it to confirm what I saw but I'm not throwing anymore money at this crap. I'd rather go see guardians for the third time.
I'd say I would have to go back and rewatch it to confirm what I saw but I'm not throwing anymore money at this crap. I'd rather go see guardians for the third time.
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