My girlfriend and I broke up.

[The Mike]

 

[Chapter 2099]

I think my Hall and Oates advice was all Eli needed. The rest of this advice was....meh.

Eli, should I request a Mod to close this thread down and have an appreciation thread created in my honor?

 

[plasmid303]

IMO a man who enjoys having only one woman in his life is an idiot.

Um...isn't Hulk like that in PH?

 

[GrueSam]

IMO a man who enjoys having only one woman in his life is an idiot.

 

[Voorhees27]

IMO a man who enjoys having only one woman in his life is an idiot.

Then I am a very proud idiot my friend.

 

[Garfieldgirl]

Sorry to hear that. Wish the best to you.

 

[Valfar]

I think generally, this is the time of year for break ups in general. People like to get out of the same old and go clubbing and to the beach and be flirty etc.., atleast most women i would say feel this way. They see their single friends having all this fun being single and flirty so, they want that back i guess but, if you got a good woman..theres no need to worry about her being insecure like this..well, as long as you are indeed a good catch as well.

 

[Skiman]

Dude are freaking kidding me Eli, I haven't read through the whole thread but I'll get started... U guys just got together right?

 

[Skiman]

Nice I LOVE this

 

[Anzik]

I have my favorite girl.

 

[The Ween]

Yeah. Most likely his money. You conveniently left that part out Ween. Typical woman.

QUOTE]


I am far from typical!

 

[pixletwin]

Yeah most of the women here have posted their pics. But she hasn't. I can vouch for her that she is not typical.

 

[vader70450]

I think my Hall and Oates advice was all Eli needed. The rest of this advice was....meh.

Eli, should I request a Mod to close this thread down and have an appreciation thread created in my honor?

hall and oates bro..what is this 1982??? Nelly Furtado did a better rendition of maneater and she sucks...you should use that hall and oates CD to scoup your cat box!!!

 

[Jen]

hall and oates bro..what is this 1982??? Nelly Furtado did a better rendition of maneater and she sucks...you should use that hall and oates CD to scoup your cat box!!!

That video was good for a laugh....maybe that's what he meant by it. Did you notice the look on his Hall's face....he looked like he was mid-orgasm...and the head shaking....made me laugh.

 

[vader70450]

What did I say?

 

[vader70450]

That video was good for a laugh....maybe that's what he meant by it. Did you notice the look on his Hall's face....he looked like he was mid-orgasm...and the head shaking....made me laugh.

LOL...yep....he probably got excited when he saw oates

 

[Randysgut]

should have dumped her as soon as she said she didnt like cats. you did the right thing

 

[Chapter 2099]

hall and oates bro..what is this 1982??? Nelly Furtado did a better rendition of maneater and she sucks...you should use that hall and oates CD to scoup your cat box!!!

That video was good for a laugh....maybe that's what he meant by it. Did you notice the look on his Hall's face....he looked like he was mid-orgasm...and the head shaking....made me laugh.

Yes, it was meant to be joke!!!

Do you know how long it took me to find that video??? I had to go out of my way for that one.

But I will say that it was a good song. It was VERY controversial when it was released. Instant classic.....

 

[creecher]

Yeah. Most likely his money. You conveniently left that part out Ween. Typical woman.

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I am far from typical!

Let's not get weighed down with changing what I am saying to divert attention that you probably spent his money and that that particular act is typical of a woman, and that the tactic of diversion is another typical womanly ploy. All too typical. The typicals are adding up. Typical and topical. It's all I know, though pix has your back, so that's one less typical and another for topical.

Now look out Eli, because The Ween is on the hunt, has been for a while, and typically she's very subtle with the hints. I can never read the signs myself, but it seems to me that, seeing how typical she is, there'll be some strewn about. Just be careful not to trip on any or you could be falling head over heals into oblivion.

 

[Eli26]

Let's not get weighed down with changing what I am saying to divert attention that you probably spent his money and that that particular act is typical of a woman, and that the tactic of diversion is another typical womanly ploy. All too typical. The typicals are adding up. Typical and topical. It's all I know, though pix has your back, so that's one less typical and another for topical.

Now look out Eli, because The Ween is on the hunt, has been for a while, and typically she's very subtle with the hints. I can never read the signs myself, but it seems to me that, seeing how typical she is, there'll be some strewn about. Just be careful not to trip on any or you could be falling head over heals into oblivion.

lol

Oh wow...

The ex called me today to give me crap for going out to a movie (FREE!) with my birth mom to celebrate my first year of college ending... oi...

I don't get this woman...

Apparently I go on dates with my mom? We never see movies. We had a free pass and I wanted to use it before the month ended.. cause it is good until today... and we celebrated a successful first year of film school...women!

FOR CRAP SAKES!

Women = evil

going gay is worse...

evil in a man's body.. yuck. Yes, gay men are virtually women with ^^^^^es. Either way you're screwed!