My girlfriend and I broke up.

[BadMoon]

can i feel her up?

Absolutely!

 

[BadMoon]

On number 3.

 

[The Ween]

 

[Chapter 2099]

Whenever I went through a break-up, I always had my Hall and Oates Greatest Hits CD there to cheer me up. This should do the trick, Eli. Don't say I never gave you anything.

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[the Doctor]

I'm going straight to the hard stuff - give me a shot of Jameson's....then I'll wash it down with a Guinness.

Here's to Eli

 

[Darth Snoopy]

can i feel her up?

Absolutely!

 

[BadMoon]

Number 4....

My goal by the way is 12. I can still function at work off of 12.

 

[Bannister]

Interesting.... that it's a picture of two dudes... one is already half naked. Questions have been raised.

This coming from a vegetarian with vegan shoes.

 

[BadMoon]

This coming from a vegetarian with vegan shoes.

I don't trust a man that can't enjoy a good steak.

 

[TOE]

Sorry to hear about this Eli. I don't have all the time in the world but PM me if you need someone to talk to, bro.

 

[BadMoon]

Number 7 down the hatch.....

 

[The Ween]

Number 7 down the hatch.....

You are gonna pee to bed, Mister!!!!

 

[creecher]

I must be doing something wrong because in my relationships, I was always the one spending most of the money.

Yeah. Most likely his money. You conveniently left that part out Ween. Typical woman.

Hey boy! I hear's you like them Kurgan dollies. I gots one 'ere in my truck if ya wants to see it.

Someone here is looking for one. Balsquat I think. Be gentle with him mister.

 

[GrueSam]

hey!! i can't help it if i like to be lazy when typing in a hurry..........notice the difference already seeeeeee...........i don't mind making small changes for the ladies

I don't trust a man that can't enjoy a good steak.

Me, neither.

 

[creecher]

Me, neither.

Come on Sam. It just doesn't sound as gay coming from you.

 

[GrueSam]

Rick, how can you post without your little green light being lit up?

Are you a ghost in the machine?

 

[Dusty]

Woo hoo - party time for Eli!

Seriously though, getting out of a bad relationship was the BEST thing I ever did in my life. It was so hard for those first few weeks, but I stayed the course, and that time I had on my own was better than the 8 years of relationship that came before it (well, maybe 7 of the 8... that first year was pretty nice).

Those months of being single were not only SUPER fun - - but also helped me find out what I really wanted out of life. And now I'm happier than ever, doing TWO things I never thought I'd be doing - married with a baby

 

[creecher]

Rick, how can you post without your little green light being lit up?

Are you a ghost in the machine?

I stank so Dave said he was no longer giving me the green light to post my ^^^^ in here.

 

[KBA]

This thread is quickly becoming a great tome of knowledge, both funny and true

 

[Shai]

IMO a man who enjoys having only one woman in his life is an idiot.