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She must really be hot for you to be telling you how to spend your free time and free pass. She wants you to ring her back and tell her off. She must miss the arguing. Some people crave negative attention as much as positive attention. Btw, is you mum hot? She must be. Ooo eeee.
 
She must really be hot for you to be telling you how to spend your free time and free pass. She wants you to ring her back and tell her off. She must miss the arguing. Some people crave negative attention as much as positive attention. Btw, is you mum hot? She must be. Ooo eeee.

You're a sick man... a very sick man.

Give me your address so I can smack you with my Hulk PF a few times.

The Hulk PF seconds as a good bludgeoning weapon.
 
25 Worthington Way
Upper Kumbucky West
Australia 3041

Send you mum over with it, and she can give me a good bludgeoning. It may sound outrageous but I don't trust you hitting me with your Hulk. Not sure what PF stands for but it sounds home 'o' erotic. Please don't argue with me. If that's what you really want to do, ring up your ex. She's waiting for you.

It's a serious situation. If you don't respond to her she'll unleash the wrath of a woman scorned. She knows where you live and how much you like your collectibles, but what's worse is she knows you love your cats and mum more, and she may use that against you. Good luck Eli, sorry to say it sounds like the journey isn't over yet.

You may have to send your mum over without the Hulk. You'll need it to bludgeon your ex when she shows up.
 
25 Worthington Way
Upper Kumbucky West
Australia 3041

Send you mum over with it, and she can give me a good bludgeoning. It may sound outrageous but I don't trust you hitting me with your Hulk. Not sure what PF stands for but it sounds home 'o' erotic. Please don't argue with me. If that's what you really want to do, ring up your ex. She's waiting for you.

It's a serious situation. If you don't respond to her she'll unleash the wrath of a woman scorned. She knows where you live and how much you like your collectibles, but what's worse is she knows you love your cats and mum more, and she may use that against you. Good luck Eli, sorry to say it sounds like the journey isn't over yet.

You may have to send your mum over without the Hulk. You'll need it to bludgeon your ex when she shows up.

lol

Ass...

Go pester Ween. She misses the attention.
 
:lol How did you know I call my ween she, and that I have been neglecting her? How do you know? Damn Google Earth Pro. I know you're up there. Come and get me. Bring your Hulk PF if you dare. :taz Hang on. Wait till I put my pants on.
 
25 Worthington Way
Upper Kumbucky West
Australia 3041

Send you mum over with it, and she can give me a good bludgeoning. It may sound outrageous but I don't trust you hitting me with your Hulk. Not sure what PF stands for but it sounds home 'o' erotic. Please don't argue with me. If that's what you really want to do, ring up your ex. She's waiting for you.

It's a serious situation. If you don't respond to her she'll unleash the wrath of a woman scorned. She knows where you live and how much you like your collectibles, but what's worse is she knows you love your cats and mum more, and she may use that against you. Good luck Eli, sorry to say it sounds like the journey isn't over yet.

You may have to send your mum over without the Hulk. You'll need it to bludgeon your ex when she shows up.

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
 
This means more time for the gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RULE #1 of Bodybuilding/Fight Club:
1) Never leave the gym for a woman, more time in the gym equals more happiness to ones self!


I give this a five star rock out.

:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
 
This means more time for the gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RULE #1 of Bodybuilding/Fight Club:
1) Never leave the gym for a woman, more time in the gym equals more happiness to ones self!


I give this a five star rock out.

:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock

Thats the gayest rule i have ever heard.

Women are more fun to be around then men looking at eachothers muscles and meassuring eachother.

ROCk at the gym with your cack out! yaa!!! *flexing*
 
Thats the gayest rule i have ever heard.

Women are more fun to be around then men looking at eachothers muscles and meassuring eachother.

ROCk at the gym with your cack out! yaa!!! *flexing*

Says the guy with the chick body.

Hey, check out the dude with the Olive Oil arms!

OH POPEYE!

I tease. Women... we need them... yeah... right?
 
:lol How did you know I call my ween she, and that I have been neglecting her? How do you know? Damn Google Earth Pro. I know you're up there. Come and get me. Bring your Hulk PF if you dare. :taz Hang on. Wait till I put my pants on.



OMG Creecher! :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
 
Says the guy with the chick body.

Hey, check out the dude with the Olive Oil arms!

OH POPEYE!

I tease. Women... we need them... yeah... right?


I'd personally rather have a skinny guy than someone that spent all his time in the gym. :monkey3

And yes you do need us Eli! :D :lol :lol :monkey5
 
Let's not get weighed down with changing what I am saying to divert attention that you probably spent his money and that that particular act is typical of a woman, and that the tactic of diversion is another typical womanly ploy. All too typical. The typicals are adding up. Typical and topical. It's all I know, though pix has your back, so that's one less typical and another for topical.

Now look out Eli, because The Ween is on the hunt, has been for a while, and typically she's very subtle with the hints. I can never read the signs myself, but it seems to me that, seeing how typical she is, there'll be some strewn about. Just be careful not to trip on any or you could be falling head over heals into oblivion.

Here's a subtle hint for ya......

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:D

 
I'd personally rather have a skinny guy than someone that spent all his time in the gym. :monkey3

And yes you do need us Eli! :D :lol :lol :monkey5

I never said I spend the entire day in the gym. Skiman did, and I do love women.

But I am happy I don't look like a gal either. :D
 
I never said I spend the entire day in the gym. Skiman did, and I do love women.

But I am happy I don't look like a gal either. :D


And i have to say that i am happy i don't look like the common short haired or baseball cap wearing guy. lol..

And usually, the chicks that dig long hair so happend to be my type of woman..usually but, i like my hair short or long..if someone thinks i look like a girl with long hair well, whatever! i can haul some nice punani usually..thats all that matters to me, not what some short haired common guy thinks. :lol
 
And i have to say that i am happy i don't look like the common short haired or baseball cap wearing guy. lol..

And usually, the chicks that dig long hair so happend to be my type of woman..usually but, i like my hair short or long..if someone thinks i look like a girl with long hair well, whatever! i can haul some nice punani usually..thats all that matters to me, not what some short haired common guy thinks. :lol

You have no idea how long my hair is right now Olive. :)

Go back to curling those 5 pounders. Don't strain a muscle though.

Granted I did strain my neck lifting the Hulk PF the other day. It always comes back to that damn PF.

Don't laugh. It's a big PF. It was the way I lifted it. Don't judge me!
 
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