Well you've heard it before because it's true
"The World's Greatest Detective."
He would probably concoct a serum which would strip Peter of his powers, put it into a dart, and hit him while he's in mid-swing over the city. Then of course, he would be forced to dive down to catch his silly a$# while he's screaming like a girl.
If you go by comic origins, with non-organic web-shooters----Petey's really in a lot of trouble.
Plus, Spidey carries Superman's badge of honor. Batman would kick his balls and knock his teeth in.
No i've heard it all before because i've been down the geek who vs who trail before many times. Mostly as a teen
Nope you're wrong sorry. I'd get all geeky on you, but been there done that. Enjoy your batguy mmmmmk!!
No bats sits behind spidey where he belongs
https://comicbooks.about.com/od/characters/tp/topsuperhero.htm