Paris Hilton hasn't done that many guys?

[Balsquat]

What woke you up, was it the sudden itching after the dream?

 

[ChrisCJ99]

Do people really find her visually attractive? I think she's just sickly thin and alien looking.

AMEN!!!!!

To Mike, thank gawd twas only a dream.......

I'm sure she's just blabbing all this crap to make herself seem "respectful" and HOLIER THAN THOU in the eyes of her teenage worshipers........

 

[Darth Caedus]

I wonder what she considers 'that many'?

I know I haven't done 'that many' sex tapes that have 'accidentally' been released to the public.

 

[-Super Hans-]

id hit that.

 

[tylerdurden]

i'd do her (wearing a rubber) then run away with all her money.

just kidding. maybe.

 

[The Mike]

id hit that.

...with a bat.

 

[The Ween]

Hey Mike, I heard Paris just ordered a case of those virginity kits you posted in the other thread.

 

[villainsfan42]

id hit that.

Christ, at least use a blindfold!

...with a bat.

 

[Valfar]

id hit that.

I'd hit the crabs off that!!..from a safe distance.

 

[devilof76]

Wasn't she released from prison early due to a raging case of "stress-related" anal herpes?

 

[The Mike]

Hey Mike, I heard Paris just ordered a case of those virginity kits you posted in the other thread.

If by some strange twist of fate I found myself having sex with Paris Hilton and the amount of blood that came out of her looked like I was bleeding a cow I would assume it was due to an STD and not due to her being anywhere near a virgin.

 

[Darth Madden]

I'm sure in her mind she hasn't been with a lot of guys. This is a person who probably thinks a million dollars is not a lot of money so of course the army of guys (and I'm sure girls) who have been through her are not going to seem like a lot either.

 

[azurepred]

id hit that.

this chick is fugly imo..........

 

[Voorhees27]

this chick is fugly imo..........

Correct. Imo she's nothing more than a Johnson Socket.

 

[The Ringer]

Correct. Imo she's nothing more than a Johnson Socket.

or a vagina with legs...

 

[Voorhees27]

or a vagina with legs...

You know thats kinda pushing it .............. I think I will report your post.

 

[karamazov80]

She probably thinks it doesn't count if a condom is used.

 

[Voorhees27]

She probably thinks it doesn't count if a condom is used.

It does?

 

[karamazov80]

Of course it doesn't. I was defending her

 

[Darth Caedus]

id hit that.