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Not to mention that mosst people who know a little about pirates. Know that Blackbeard was killed off the coast of NC, not looking for the fountain of youth.
Not awful. Not really good. Not a lot of action. Not terribly funny. Not too much of anything.
Disappointing villain and ending. Oddly unexplained supernatural powers.
no real threat driving things forward... mermaids were OK, mostly because they had the only real set-piece in the entire 2nd act.
I enjoyed watching the movie. Left forgetting most of what happened. Final scenes felt very awkward, especially the last shot.
Not to mention that mosst people who know a little about pirates. Know that Blackbeard was killed off the coast of NC, not looking for the fountain of youth.
Why is it lazy? Perhaps they liked the idea of us simply not knowing. I know I sure do. I don't need every single detail explained I like the mystery.
Somewhere along the lines Blackbeard aquired a magic sword and it grants him powers. Its no stranger then somewhere along the way Davy Jones fell in love with water in human form and turned into a fish man with a submarine.
How did Davy survive cutting out his own heart? Will died and the crew did it to him before he was ressurected but were told Davy carved out his own?
Rebooted 'Pirates' sets overseas box office record
https://beta.news.yahoo.com/rebooted-pirates-sets-overseas-box-office-record-154209799.html
Made more then Thor's 3-4 week gross its opening weekend.
Not surprising. Sparrow (Depp) is a beloved character worldwide. Beyond comic fans Thor is relative unknown commodity.
Pirates audience on the other hand had the full compliment of male, female, kids etc. I expect it to dominate the box office.
I went digging? Uh, no. I visit most of those sites on a regular basis (except for Slant... I found that one from a link on the CHUD forums). I post different links and feedback on this site all the time. Sorry it affected your pirate lovefest this time.You went digging for the craziest negative reviews you could find.
Now your mad because I liked this? I'm not mad you didn't, calm down loser.
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