Prometheus Sequel (ALIEN: Covenant)

[Victοr]

This is perfect for the next Xeno vs Yautja movie.

Picture this: The Yautja capture aliens/people from all over the universe and bring them to David. He does some science mumbo-jumbo and creates, like, even weirder [...]-Morphs. The demand is through the roof, and the Yautja allow him to create a small army of semi-functional David/Walter bots. The Yatjua become so needy, that David is able to overpower them and do Space Genocide 2.0: Pred Ed. Anyway, the Yautja and the various [...]-Morphs, acting like their horses/dogs, wage war against David and his harem. In the end, David has an orgy with his replicas, complete with Fassy ****ing other Fassys, while the Preds blow up their world! A few escape and the rest is history... But surprise! In the Post-Credits scene, it's revealed that an Elder/Giant Pred has landed on... LV-426! Walter landed... somewhere else! So Giant Pred = SpaceJockey.

Pretty kewl, huh? Pure KINO I'd say...

 

[GasparZizou]

Picture this: The Yautja capture aliens/people from all over the universe and bring them to David. He does some science mumbo-jumbo and creates, like, even weirder [...]-Morphs. The demand is through the roof, and the Yautja allow him to create a small army of semi-functional David/Walter bots. The Yatjua become so needy, that David is able to overpower them and do Space Genocide 2.0: Pred Ed. Anyway, the Yautja and the various [...]-Morphs, acting like their horses/dogs, wage war against David and his harem. In the end, David has an orgy with his replicas, complete with Fassy ****ing other Fassys, while the Preds blow up their world! A few escape and the rest is history... But surprise! In the Post-Credits scene, it's revealed that an Elder/Giant Pred has landed on... LV-426! Walter landed... somewhere else! So Giant Pred = SpaceJockey.

Pretty kewl, huh? Pure KINO I'd say...

I'd watch 2 hours of the bold part.

 

[Victοr]

I'd watch 2 hours of the bold part.

I see you are a fellow patrician as well. What say we ditch the normies and watch some underground cinemas like Inland Empire?

PS: Shame has tons of naked Fassy. Naked Fassy peeing, Naked Fassy masturbating, Naked Fassy ****ing...

 

[GasparZizou]

I can tell that the flute scene was your favorite.

I don't blame you.

 

[Victοr]

I can tell that the flute scene was your favorite.

I don't blame you.

I haven't seen it yet, actually. But 2 Fassys sucking on phallic objects makes me moist... What? I'm gender-fluid arsehole! My sex-junk is so-oh-oh-oh, much more than either/or! Thank SCIENZXCE we have real scientists like Nye to educate the masses...

 

[DiFabio]

First blackmask, then Jye, now darthkostis and Gaspar too!?

The Gray side is strong on this forum. What's going on here.

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

 

[GasparZizou]

I haven't seen it yet, actually. But 2 Fassys sucking on phallic objects makes me moist... What? I'm gender-fluid arsehole! My sex-junk is so-oh-oh-oh, much more than either/or! Thank SCIENZXCE we have real scientists like Nye to educate the masses...

you're on full LARP mode 24/7

Keep up the good work.

First blackmask, then Jye, now darthkostis and Gaspar too!?

The Gray side is strong on this forum. What's going on here.

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

lol jk i only like traps i ain't gei

 

[Victοr]

First blackmask, then Jye, now darthkostis and Gaspar too!?

The Gray side is strong on this forum. What's going on here.

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

Come on fabs, imbrace your inner Drag King! Now I gotta warn ya, versatile love may involve some butt-stuff, but keeping with the theme, it's evolution, it's nothing new! I mean, come on, sexuality's a spectrum, and everyone's on it, just sit up on it, and you might like it!

 

[Victοr]

you're on full LARP mode 24/7

Keep up the good work.

Am I LARPing, or merely... living the true life that you are denying?

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Chakor]

 

[DiFabio]

lol jk i only like traps i ain't gei

Uhhhhh, bro there's something you should know . . .

Spoiler

 

[jye4ever]

First blackmask, then Jye, now darthkostis and Gaspar too!?

The Gray side is strong on this forum. What's going on here.

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

 

[FACEBOX]

I haven't seen many plot holes being brought up, I've seen people point out many non-plotholes but not not many actual ones, and none of them as bad as the dude with the map getting lost.

Not that the story is all that interesting anyway, with or without plotholes.

Where to begin?

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Straying off an assigned path to go to an uncharted planet while being responsable for 2000 colonist.
Tech more advanced than prequels.
Not sending probes before landing.
No environmental suites on an unknown planet.
Containment protocol not followed at all.
Scientists not caring about the 1st encounter with a civilized alien race city.
Only 1 city on the entire planet.
Even on earth, aircraft without permission are shot down and yet David was able to bomb a more advanced race with their own tech.
How did David have any test subjects to be able to perfect his creation. Everything was dead.
Who layed the eggs? It seemed like David lived in a cave.
Why would the xeno attach a machine/ crane when there was living pray right in front of it.
Acid splatter misses everyone.
Facehugger acid melted through layers of the ship in alien, but barely injured someone in Covenant.
Facehugger can now implant an embryo in 10 seconds.
Walter could self heal but Ash, Bishop, Call, nor David could.
Etc.

 

[Victοr]

Oh I see, you can't stand someone being sexually liberated! Well **** you man! Whether I suck on a titcow's titties or dream about Fassy's Fassy is my business! STAHP OPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Although that Mr. Hands guy was ****ed up. I'm not that ****ed up...

 

[GasparZizou]

Uhhhhh, bro there's something you should know . . .

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say it ain't so ;_;

 

[DiFabio]

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[Victοr]

say it ain't so ;_;

If they identify as womyn it's not gei bruv. Don't buy the disinfo of the cuckservatives.

 

[RIDDICK]

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

...

 

[GasparZizou]

Where to begin?

Spoiler

Scientists not caring about the 1st encounter with a civilized alien race city.
Acid splatter misses everyone.
Facehugger acid melted through layers of the ship in alien, but barely injured someone in Covenant.
Facehugger can now implant an embryo in 10 seconds.
Etc.

I only left those, not because they're plot holes, none of that is plot-breaking, it's either you not suspending your disbelief, which in some cases I agree with, like the gestation period is way too fast and the acid being quite innocuous in this one.

And I've also seen more, like Mother not acknowledging David or nobody asking "Walter" if he was really Walter. None of those break the plot. Mind you, that doesn't mean they're not poor justification or poor writing.

 

[GasparZizou]

Oh well, atleast I don't have to worry about Kara, Wor, Khev, Clown Prince or Evilface turning.

Bro, Prince likes muscular dudes with wigs.