Prometheus Sequel (ALIEN: Covenant)

[Chakor]

Oh I see, you can't stand someone being sexually liberated! Well **** you man! Whether I suck on a titcow's ******* or dream about Fassy's Fassy is my business! STAHP OPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Although that Mr. Hands guy was ****ed up. I'm not that ****ed up...

 

[DiFabio]

...

I'm not so sure about you and Batfan bruv, especially after Batfan's pegging post.


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Who are the top three hottest grills you want to bonk. Perhaps you can rid me of my doubts.

 

[GasparZizou]

I would say Riddick is clear, Russians are immune to gay ****.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Russians are immune to gay ****.

What? All those ice-cold winter nights and they're all drunk on Vodka... come on, you know what's going on over there.

 

[FACEBOX]

What's going on in this thread all of a sudden?

Nevermind.

 

[GasparZizou]

What? All those ice-cold winter nights and they're all drunk on Vodka... come on, you know what's going on over there.

I don't know, I'd think they would rather pork a bear.

Although if it's a male bear that's still gay.

You may be onto something....

What's going on in this thread all of a sudden?

Nevermind.

I don't blame you, all threads end up like this lately. Can't say I have a problem with it.

 

[ironwez20]

Guess u guys hated the movie?

 

[RIDDICK]

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Who are the top three hottest grills you want to bonk.

Michelle Pfeiffer, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton.

Or at least that's who I think of when I hear "hot".

 

[DiFabio]

Michelle Pfeiffer, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton.

Or at least that's who I think of when I hear "hot".

Great taste.

Spoiler

 

[GasparZizou]

Gemma Arterton is t h i c c, too bad she got fake ****s, I hate fake ****s.

 

[RIDDICK]

Spoiler

 

[DiFabio]

Gemma Arterton is t h i c c, too bad she got fake ****s, I hate fake ****s.

I prefer natural (even cute flat, small cups), but if they get a good **** job, I don't care.

That scene where she's been oil SLICKED is the only good thing out of Quantum Solace.

 

[jye4ever]

That's impossible!

...

Bro, Prince likes muscular dudes with wigs.

lol

What? All those ice-cold winter nights and they're all drunk on Vodka... come on, you know what's going on over there.

lolol

Gemma Arterton is t h i c c, too bad she got fake ****s, I hate fake ****s.

Me 2

 

[Rotfish]

Yeah, yeah, "David has a God complex", he's a ****ing whack job. Wants to **** xenomorphs and clones or something. Hate this stuff.

...what?

I'd rather have psychological, Freudian Alien flicks than mindless action. It's still smarter than most of what's out there. And the original Alien is bursting at the seams with sexual suggestivity. It's more than just a cool-looking monster.

What I don't like at all is how Covenant heavily implies that David went nuts, like, what a cop out.

Did he though? As extreme as his plan is, I don't see it as psychosis. He's an android with too much autonomy.

Remember that conversation he has with Charlie in Prometheus? Charlie tells David that humans made androids simply because they could. David muses on how disappointed Charlie would be to hear that from his own creators.

Now David's making creations of his own. Like father (Weyland), like son.

 

[GasparZizou]

Did he though? As extreme as his plan is, I don't see it as psychosis. He's an android with too much autonomy.

No, it is heavily implied in the movie, in fact, it's anything but confirmed.

After David recites Ozymandias, in a later scene where Walter is questioning David, he asks him who wrote the poem, and David says it was Byron, to which Walter corrects him; it was Shelley, and then Walter says something along the lines that "if one note is off, it disrupts the entire symphony".

Implying David went full Hal 9000.

 

[GasparZizou]

I'd rather have psychological, Freudian Alien flicks than mindless action. It's still smarter than most of what's out there. And the original Alien is bursting at the seams with sexual suggestivity. It's more than just a cool-looking monster.

I agree with this sentiment, just, don't think Covenant is the appropriate recipient of it, as of now, I still take Aliens over every other Alien sequel/prequel, not that I dislike Covenant nor Prometheus, I don't love them, but I don't hate them either.

But yeah, the entire Alien visual concept is overflowing with sexual invasion and other erotic themes.

 

[jye4ever]

Prometheus might actually be a better movie than this.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Everything that went on between David and Walter was brilliant. Unfortunately it didn't culminate with something that would intensify the third act like

Spoiler

David experimenting on Walter and creating a bio-mechanical Xeno like the Chap from the first film

.

My dream third act for this film starred two monsters:

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Shaw, now a Neomorph that can actually communicate with David when its not ripping people's heads off and Walter - now a Big Chap - who refuses to kill Daniels because of his unspoken love for her.

Both tragic and horrifying. Real Cronenbergian horror.

But Scott and Logan aren't capable of such inspired ideas.

 

[GasparZizou]

Prometheus might actually be a better movie than this.

I think they even out, Prometheus has more interesting concepts but worse script, Covenant is better written but is a safer concept (slasher/haunted house).

I still haven't settled on the visuals, I'd have to watch both again, and my screening with some friends was rescheduled for next week but it'll be chicken wings and beer instead, so it's a better deal if you ask me

So I'd rather wait for the BR to watch both back to back.

 

[GasparZizou]

Everything that went on between David and Walter was brilliant. Unfortunately it didn't culminate with something that would intensify the third act like

Spoiler

David experimenting on Walter and creating a bio-mechanical Xeno like the Chap from the first film

.

This wouldn't work because androids are not living things that could gestate another living thing.

My dream third act for this film starred two monsters:

Spoiler

Shaw, now a Neomorph that can actually communicate with David when its not ripping people's heads off and Walter - now a Big Chap - who refuses to kill Daniels because of his unspoken love for her.

Both tragic and horrifying. Real Cronenbergian horror.

But Scott and Logan aren't capable of such inspired ideas.

Yeeeeah not feeling it.

Too much emotion, attachment and regard for humanity, that ain't horror, that's some Twilight stuff.

And that scene of David "communicating" with the albino, why is everybody saying he's communicating? He's not, he's calming it down, like a horse, he even states this.

Also, these androids don't feel love.