Question for married couples/serious relationships

[Skiman]

...or she shoots you in the back seven times with your own gun while you shave because you have a little hobby of picking up young men at Long Island rest stops, dressing them in "hot cop" outfits, and a habit of mistaking her head for a speed bag.

 

[jinxx]

yeah, too much info there................

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

amen!

...or she shoots you in the back seven times with your own gun while you shave because you have a little hobby of picking up young men at Long Island rest stops, dressing them in "hot cop" outfits, and a habit of mistaking her head for a speed bag.

true story. my dad worked with this guy. he was one of my character references for the NYPD

wow.......just....wow......

 

[Mikey2Bullets]

yeah, too much info there................

wow.......just....wow......

it's not like i hung out with the guy. i met him once or twice at company parties.

sheesh, from these responses you'd think I was dressing up like a "hot cop" while i beat young male hookers with a rubber baton while my wife video tapes it shouting "rodney king, rodney king!"

oh........uhhhh.....crap......forget i said that. i'll keep it up for .........uh....posterity's sake, yeah that's it. whew.

is anybody finding any humor in this or should i go back to the tumbler thread and keep asking "is it out yet?", "how about now?"

 

[jinxx]

so which one are you!?...the hot cop or the yo(h)ung male hooker!?...

 

[Skiman]

it's not like i hung out with the guy. i met him once or twice at company parties.

sheesh, from these responses you'd think I was dressing up like a "hot cop" while i beat young male hookers with a rubber baton while my wife video tapes it shouting "rodney king, rodney king!"

oh........uhhhh.....crap......forget i said that. i'll keep it up for .........uh....posterity's sake, yeah that's it. whew.

is anybody finding any humor in this or should i go back to the tumbler thread and keep asking "is it out yet?", "how about now?"

now... no NOW!!!!

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

it's not like i hung out with the guy. i met him once or twice at company parties.

sheesh, from these responses you'd think I was dressing up like a "hot cop" while i beat young male hookers with a rubber baton while my wife video tapes it shouting "rodney king, rodney king!"

oh........uhhhh.....crap......forget i said that. i'll keep it up for .........uh....posterity's sake, yeah that's it. whew.

is anybody finding any humor in this or should i go back to the tumbler thread and keep asking "is it out yet?", "how about now?"

your doing just fine........

 

[Mikey2Bullets]

so which one are you!?...the hot cop or the yo(h)ung male hooker!?...

you give me too much credit....


y'know.....it depends on my mood that day. somedays i'm feeling fat and lazy so i can't fit into the rubber hot cop outfit without grease, especially if i'm sweaty. thoss day's i'll put on the overalls and trucker cap and play the victim of a car jacking gone horribly, horribly wrong. BUT, if i stay away from the ice cream, i'll pour into that cop outfit like clooney in batman and robin.
sometime i just sit in the corner like a good cuckold and cry.....


my god, is this what i've done to this thread?
well, at least it still involves marital activities........

 

[Skiman]

you give me too much credit....


y'know.....it depends on my mood that day. somedays i'm feeling fat and lazy so i can't fit into the rubber hot cop outfit without grease, especially if i'm sweaty. thoss day's i'll put on the overalls and trucker cap and play the victim of a car jacking gone horribly, horribly wrong. BUT, if i stay away from the ice cream, i'll pour into that cop outfit like clooney in batman and robin.
sometime i just sit in the corner like a good cuckold and cry.....


my god, is this what i've done to this thread?
well, at least it still involves marital activities........

I think u need to meet my friend jye4ever

 

[Mikey2Bullets]

I think u need to meet my friend jye4ever

do i even want to know?
i'm intrigued, terrified,


maybe a little aroused.

man, my therapist really has a handful.

 

[FLOSI]

I stop by and read this thread from time to time... I had no idea what I was walking into today...LOL, Great stuff!

 

[Mikey2Bullets]

yeah it's a real train wreck.

hey, it keeps the creative juices flowing when writing.

sadly, it also reveals something about our psyches how it went from marital advice tp debauchery in only 250 or so posts.

 

[BadMoon]

Buffy did you figure out what you were going to do?

 

[BuffyGirl]

Buffy did you figure out what you were going to do?

My partner and I compromised. Everything actually worked out once my better half really listened and understood the situation. We are much stronger because of it I believe. As long as we can always work something out, then we'll be fine. If we lose the line of communication, that's when we're in trouble.

 

[BadMoon]

My partner and I compromised. Everything actually worked out once my better half really listened and understood the situation. We are much stronger because of it I believe. As long as we can always work something out, then we'll be fine. If we lose the line of communication, that's when we're in trouble.

Awesome!