"Hey, Michael..."
"Yeah?"
"Those fingers aren't touching..."
"Um..."
"We're they meant to touch?"
"Well..."
"'Cos they're not."
"Well, I..."
"I mean, not to nit pick, but, well, if they're meant to touch..."
"I, erm..."
"You got it wrong."
"Um..."
"I mean, just saying...you know?"
"I..."
"Just saying...not criticising, or anything...just...well, you know...you got it wrong, yeah?"
"Erm..."
"No. No, not having a go. Just, well...if you did want them to touch...you, er, stuffed up, didn't you?"
"Well, it's..."
"I mean, good on you and all...nice painting and that...love the curls...but, yeah...those fingers look a bit wrong, don't they? Not touching at all, you know?"
This thread is hilarious.