Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[thenammagazine]

I'm waiting for someone to blame these attacks on Zombie movies or The Walking Dead for a defense or to sue.

Which would be ignorant as ____ considering it's cannibalism, not zombification.

 

[devilof76]

Only people who aren't zombies can pretend they're zombies. If they were zombified, they wouldn't be pretending, i.e. under the influence of zombie cinema.

 

[saintsyn]

And now in China:

https://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2012/07/latest-cannibalism-report-comes-from-china/

 

[Darth Cruel]

This is starting to make me wonder what humans taste like.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Like Chicken.........

or so i've heard

 

[Darth Cruel]

Like Chicken.........

or so i've heard

I like chicken...a lot...interesting.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Who doesn't like chicken? Vegan Hipsters who prefer eating grass blended together with plant excrement so make a smoothie

 

[devilof76]

I bet it's more like pork than chicken.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I bet it's more like pork than chicken.

Possibly

 

[Darth Cruel]

Pork, huh? Yeah...pork is good too...really, really good...hmmm......

 

[thenammagazine]

I'm betting a fatty lamb. We're red meat.

 

[youbastards]

And now in China:

https://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2012/07/latest-cannibalism-report-comes-from-china/

Man, she REALLY took a dong to the face!

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Hahahahahaha

 

[joshh]

LOL i love how the world freaks out while people who live in Miami (like me) continue our daily lives with no interference. There is nothing happening people!! at least not in Miami. The police here says the dude was high as shiet, even tho first was attributed to "bath salts" (note: is not bath salts LOL it is a drug called that way but not the actual salts you use for taking a bath).

 

[saintsyn]

Man, she REALLY took a dong to the face!

"The Donger needs food!"

 

[thenammagazine]

"The Donger needs food!"

 

[The Ween]

And now in China:

https://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2012/07/latest-cannibalism-report-comes-from-china/

This really doesn't surpise me. They eat some weird ____ over there.

 

[The Ween]

LOL i love how the world freaks out while people who live in Miami (like me) continue our daily lives with no interference. There is nothing happening people!! at least not in Miami. The police here says the dude was high as shiet, even tho first was attributed to "bath salts" (note: is not bath salts LOL it is a drug called that way but not the actual salts you use for taking a bath).

That's what they want you to believe. It's a coverup. They're blaming it on bath salts and liquor when they know it's chemtrails and drugs they're putting in the water!!!!

 

[devilof76]

Fluoride makes hole in faces!!!!

 

[joshh]

That's what they want you to believe. It's a coverup. They're blaming it on bath salts and liquor when they know it's chemtrails and drugs they're putting in the water!!!!

huahuahahua doubt is the water (I get the joke of ur msg ) otherwise I would be typing this while drooling thinking on all you fatties lmao