Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[jungle jom]

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[Project_A]

this is about the naked zombie and the upcoming apocalypse!

 

[crows]

Actually blackmask, Jesus is kinda on topic. He was crucified, then rose from the dead... you know... like a zombie. Unlike this cannibal junky who was shot and killed after eating a dude's face.

Jesus would actually be totally ready for the zombie apocalypse!

 

[teemu]

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Nah! we'll stop

now back to your originally scheduled "programming"

 

[thenammagazine]

Jesus would actually be totally ready for the zombie apocalypse!

 

[jungle jom]

Can someone close it soon.

We can't talk about Obama...

but we can drag Jesus through the mud.

 

[Project_A]

 

[teemu]

Jesus would actually be totally ready for the zombie apocalypse!

Jesus did say in Luke 22:36

he that hath no sword(in today's term "a gun"), let him sell his garment, and buy one.

 

[surfin4]

Pretty topical having gay zombies all thats needed now is a wedding

 

[devilof76]

Can someone close it soon.

We can't talk about Obama...

but we can drag Jesus through the mud.

We can drag Obama through the mud if you prefer. Cannibalism seems to have been a running theme through his term in Office.

 

[teemu]

Can someone close it soon.

We can't talk about Obama...

but we can drag Jesus through the mud.

you can say anything you want about Barry Davis Soetoro

 

[crows]

a zombie apocalypse COULD happen though:
Brain Parasites
Neurotoxins
The Real Rage Virus (Mad Cow disease)
Neurogenesis
Nanobots


https://www.cracked.com/article_156...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

 

[Project_A]

 

[thenammagazine]

a zombie apocalypse COULD happen though:
Brain Parasites
Neurotoxins
The Real Rage Virus (Mad Cow disease)
Neurogenesis
Nanobots


https://www.cracked.com/article_156...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

You're missing the point that you either have to be drugged Voodoo style to the point where your pulse is undetectable, or what you're inferring, die and come back. Otherwise, IT'S NOT ZOMBIES!!!

 

[crows]

Can someone close it soon.

We can't talk about Obama...

but we can drag Jesus through the mud.

happy?

 

[crows]

You're missing the point that you either have to be drugged Voodoo style to the point where your pulse is undetectable, or what you're inferring, die and come back. Otherwise, IT'S NOT ZOMBIES!!!

Walmart sells machetes for 6 bucks just in case of the Zombies, it even comes with the strap and everything

 

[Voorhees27]

Walmart sells machetes for 6 bucks just in case of the Zombies, it even comes with the strap and everything

I don't need no machete, I'd kill the mother____ers with my bare hands.

 

[devilof76]

What did one zombie say to the other?

 

[AllisonAmy]

What did one zombie say to the other?

Tell me. The suspense is killing me.

 

[The Ween]

What did one zombie say to the other?

I know! I know!

Spoiler

Get a life!