Resident Evil: Retribution

[ironwez20]

That's it! Hmmm... maybe it was Dyna Black that controlled earth? I remember them (or at least Dyna Red) having dirt bikes.



Because not even Uwe Boll would touch a script they'd come up with.

I bet you couldn't even form a good rough draft. Lol

 

[CelticPredator]

Watch Blubberella. The dude is a goddamn Nazi.

He also played Hitler in that movie. And also played a Nazi gassing jews in Auschwitz.

He keeps giving these interviews how he's wrongly attacked and blah blah...but then he makes a movie like Blubberella.

 

[Project_A]

Why u keep bringing me into this? Nobody's doing anything wrong. Jeez stop getting so defensive all the time there only movies. It's ok to have a laugh once in a while.

Oh Wez.... Too easy.

 

[ironwez20]

Doh !!!! Ya got me. I need to chill more lol.

 

[CelticPredator]

I've been telling you that for years. But you never ever listen.

 

[DarthBakura]

Watch Blubberella. The dude is a goddamn Nazi.

He also played Hitler in that movie. And also played a Nazi gassing jews in Auschwitz.

He keeps giving these interviews how he's wrongly attacked and blah blah...but then he makes a movie like Blubberella.

Meh, I just think he's an awful director, possibly in the top five of all time... past, present and future.

Oh, and that gif has nothing on the Falcon Punch.

 

[CelticPredator]

Falcon Punch is so whenever the Falcon Punch was originated.


And the dude has this incredible lack of tact when when it comes to his films. He doesn't understand the concept of humor.

He throws in gay jokes like no one's business, he throws in fart jokes, fat jokes, and racial jokes without any reason or point.

He's a ****ed up egotistical ******* who takes himself too seriously and think's he's better then everyone else because he makes movies everyone hates.

*spits*

 

[Brandoloneous]

Falcon Punch is so whenever the Falcon Punch was originated.


And the dude has this incredible lack of tact when when it comes to his films. He doesn't understand the concept of humor.

He throws in gay jokes like no one's business, he throws in fart jokes, fat jokes, and racial jokes without any reason or point.

He's a ****ed up egotistical ******* who takes himself too seriously and think's he's better then everyone else because he makes movies everyone hates.

*spits*

Not to mention he challenged three of his most weakest critics to a boxing match just to beat the **** out of them, one of which was still a minor. Funny thing was, an actual video game editor who knows how to box challenged him and Uwe Boll never answered. I hate that ****er.

 

[DarthBakura]

I don't think anyone would debate that he's egotistical. In fact, he probably thinks the Resident Evil movies are **** compared to his stuff, when in reality they're oscar winners... next to his films anyway.

 

[CelticPredator]

Oh that too. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'll give him props for that. Actually fighting the critics.

That being said, the dude is a whiny baby who doens't own up to making ****ty movies. You never see Paul WS or Bay going ape**** over a movie review.

He should just retire.

 

[DarthBakura]

Not to mention he challenged three of his most weakest critics to a boxing match just to beat the **** out of them, one of which was still a minor. Funny thing was, an actual video game editor who knows how to box challenged him and Uwe Boll never answered. I hate that ****er.

Did he really? I had heard about the challenge, but I missed the tail end of it apparently, as I don't recall the whole stunt with the video game editor. Hmm. So, he's an egotistical, apparently racist, **** director... and a ***** too? How is he still getting work exactly?

 

[CelticPredator]

He's funded by Germany. A loophole which allows him money.

 

[DarthBakura]

Oh that too. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'll give him props for that. Actually fighting the critics.

That being said, the dude is a whiny baby who doens't own up to making ****ty movies. You never see Paul WS or Bay going ape**** over a movie review.

He should just retire.

Retire? Why do I get the feeling like that won't be happening until people stop giving him money and/or endorsing his films?

Pretty sure his retirement will have to be a forceful one. Maybe he can host a boxing match to determine it?

 

[CelticPredator]

I wish Michael Bay would fight him. Boll invited him to fight...

 

[Project_A]

I would pay to see that. LOL

 

[DarthBakura]

People rag on Paul W.S. Anderson and his movies, as well as M. Night Shyamalan, but they're actually not that bad. I'm grateful for some of their films. I'm entirely polar opposite with Uwe Boll. That man has ruined BloodRayne for me and I was a big fan of the games.

 

[krec9]

People rag on Paul W.S. Anderson and his movies, as well as M. Night Shyamalan, but they're actually not that bad. I'm grateful for some of their films. I'm entirely polar opposite with Uwe Boll. That man has ruined BloodRayne for me and I was a big fan of the games.

Lol a lot of fans hate w.s Anderson cause they too were fans of the game resident evil....but when it's something you love and they **** on it people get pissy uwe boll is no different to ruining a franchise then w.s Anderson did.

 

[thenammagazine]

Why u keep bringing me into this? Nobody's doing anything wrong. Jeez stop getting so defensive all the time there only movies. It's ok to have a laugh once in a while.

Oxymoronic.

I bet you couldn't even form a good rough draft. Lol

I'd take that bet but you'd have to go upstairs and borrow money from your mom (or steal it out of her purse) to honor it.

 

[DarthBakura]

I wish Michael Bay would fight him. Boll invited him to fight...

Michael Bay vs Uwe Boll?

Wouldn't that end with Bay punching Uwe Boll into an explosive, bloody mess?



Like this...

Lol a lot of fans hate w.s Anderson cause they too were fans of the game resident evil....but when it's something you love and they **** on it people get pissy uwe boll is no different to ruining a franchise then w.s Anderson did.

I'm a fan of the games, but I enjoy the movies. They're not mind blowing or anything, but they're fun to watch.

Uwe Boll's films are nigh torture. I'd rather watch color coordinated alien babies dancing across the screen, than have to suffer through some of his filth. >.>

 

[CelticPredator]

Paul Anderson is a good guy. His movies might be mixed, some OK to some ****ing horrible. He did ruin my favorite film series. But it's cool.

It wasn't as godawful as AvP-R, which is one of the worst movies ever made in the history of movies.

I don't hate Paul, even if I hate his movies.