Robocop (2014)

[jye4ever]

Watching it again it just looks dull and unmemorable to me.
Funnily enough it reminds me of the Total Recall remake a lot in terms of the tone and the way they've gone about remaking the world of Robocop , I get the impression this will be a film I'll watch and have forgotten about the next day. I really hope I'm wrong though.

Nah, you won't be wrong, that's exactly what will happen.

 

[Khev]

Wow, Bruce Wayne, Commissioner Gordon, Nick Fury, and "does it come in black." Iron Bats indeed.

Silver suit looks okay. Everything that was cool in the original is hilariously lacking though. The guy playing Murphy comes across as a cocky punk, ED-209 looks like a stupid Bayformer, and Murphy's "death by parked car?" You've got to be kidding!

As an obvious Iron Man/Dark Knight wannabe with token 80's title recognition it seems okay though. I sat through all the Transformers flicks and Terminator Salvation so obviously I'll see this, just not on the big screen.

 

[a-dev]

I'm open to this being better than Robocops 2 and 3. Highly unlikely it will be better than the original.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm open to this being better than Robocops 2 and 3. Highly unlikely it will be better than the original.

Why you do that to Khev.

 

[Khev]

Why you do that to Khev.

He also thinks that it's "highly unlikely" to be superior to the original as opposed to "no chance in effing hell" so I don't know what he's smoking this morning.

 

[a-dev]

T'would seem arrogant to rule it out completely. I think ''highly unlikely'' is fair.

 

[The Josh]

I'll go see this just for curiosity sake.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Netflix here I come

 

[DiFabio]

"Murphy" was only two limbs short of being Anakin Skywalkered.

 

[a-dev]

The only tragedy in that film is that I enjoyed seeming him burn. Such a shame.

 

[jye4ever]

This movie looks like a Step Up Dance movie version of Robocop.

I hope Murphy breaks out in ninja break dance with his posse.

 

[DiFabio]

So I take it there isn't going to be a "Clarence Brodicker" type character in this? I assume that's the case since this Murphy gets blown to bits by a car bomb (which I assume was rigged by OCP and Keaton).

Keaton can't be the only villain in this, unless this movie makes him Brodicker and **** Jones into one.

 

[jye4ever]

This will be about the battle for Murphy's DNA.

Wait.

 

[DiFabio]

Probably.

HIS DNA AND FEELINGS ARE CORRUPTING THE COMPUTERZ.

 

[thenammagazine]

IronCop.

What the hell does the suit matter, they could have created the exact same suit from the original and this movie will still be crap.

Enjoy your douche Robo Ninja.

Dredd was a better Robocop than this.

 

[jye4ever]

You were right, this does look like one of those direct to dvd movies that polluted blockbuster shelves.

 

[Wanderer]

RoboCop TRAILER 1 (2014) -YouTube

Hi-Res video link.

Dear god...what have they done?

 

[thenammagazine]

You were right, this does look like one of those direct to dvd movies that polluted blockbuster shelves.

The bright side is this'll probably make RoboCop 3 look like an Oscar contender.

 

[jye4ever]

The bright side is this'll probably make RoboCop 3 look like an Oscar contender.

 

[Biojex]

The bright side is this'll probably make RoboCop 3 look like an Oscar contender.

I wish I could say, that's impossible...oh I wish, I wish