Robocop (2014)

[Jameson Rook]

The only thing that could possibly save this movie is if a 62 year old Keaton asks Murphy if he wanna get nuts. That would totally be worth the ticket price.

 

[fosing]

what good is his *** hands if he got no NUTS? didn't he burn his nuts...put it back for **** and giggles.

 

[Hologram AI]

Noticed this in one of the TV spots. Will probably be the only thing close to any gore in this movie.

 

[a-dev]

Looks like an arm blown off.

 

[RIDDICK]

Too bad it's not the right one...

 

[a-dev]

Too bad it's not the right one...

Exactly. Missed opportunity for some redemption there.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Noticed this in one of the TV spots. Will probably be the only thing close to any gore in this movie.

Oy vey...

 

[fosing]

looks like burnt rubber.

tire fire anyone?

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

..& the 2014 golden razzie goes to..

rubberCop.

 

[a-dev]

My word people are really trying to draw attention to this film. Yet another thread in the Aliens & Robots section which is simply a post with a link in it to what is essentially the content of a thread Dave started for the threezero figures. Not sure what the point of that was. And you couldn't go 2 pages in any of the Hot Toys Robocop figure threads without someone bringing up this ****ing remake.

 

[RIDDICK]

Can't w8 for a super stupid joke about this in the actual movie:



Also saying "Make him more tactical, make him black!"
Yeah... they forgot to add "And put red neon light on his helmet, kids love this sort of stuff!"

 

[Snake Plissken]

Can't w8 for a super stupid joke about this in the actual movie:



Also saying "Make him more tactical, make him black!"
Yeah... they forgot to add "And put red neon light on his helmet, kids love this sort of stuff!"

 

[thenammagazine]

My word people are really trying to draw attention to this film. Yet another thread in the Aliens & Robots section which is simply a post with a link in it to what is essentially the content of a thread Dave started for the threezero figures. Not sure what the point of that was. And you couldn't go 2 pages in any of the Hot Toys Robocop figure threads without someone bringing up this ****ing remake.

That's why I call those boards the ***holes & Retards boards. I avoid going in there feeling the incessant need to delouse, and find the IQ ponts I lost, every time I close the browser window.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

That's why I call those boards the ***holes & Retards boards. I avoid going in there feeling the incessant need to delouse, and find the IQ ponts I lost, every time I close the browser window.

There's an element of that in every section though.

 

[Khev]

I can't say I'm particularly offended by anything I've seen with the remake now that Fox released the epic new blu-ray of the original and basically included a free ticket for the new one. Even with Keaton insulting the original design I guess I can give it a chance if it's on their dime. It can't be as bad as Robo 3 right? Right...?

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Neither film had Peter Weller in them, so they've got that in common at least.

 

[fosing]

I can't say I'm particularly offended by anything I've seen with the remake now that Fox released the epic new blu-ray of the original and basically included a free ticket for the new one. Even with Keaton insulting the original design I guess I can give it a chance if it's on their dime. It can't be as bad as Robo 3 right? Right...?

 

[Hologram AI]

It annoys me knowing that they could have just stuck with the Mark 1 throughout the entire movie instead of going with the black condom final version.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

..instead of going with the black condom final version.

RubberFap - complete with real hand.

 

[Centurion]

LOL!