Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16) *SPOILERS*

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Great film, miles better than than The Force Awakens, though why is it all the new characters come across as A-sexual??
 
Great film, miles better than than The Force Awakens, though why is it all the new characters come across as A-sexual??

Disney's PC agenda. Same reason all the new SW hero's are female. Rey, Jyn, the lead character in the new Battlefront game.
 
Great film, miles better than than The Force Awakens, though why is it all the new characters come across as A-sexual??

Well all characters can't be as hyper-sexualized as Dexter Jettster.

Dexter: "It depends."

Obi-Wan: "On what Dex?"

Dexter: "On how good your manners are and how big your... *long creepy pause* ...pocketbook is...heh heh heh."
 
I am curious as to how sexual the characters were supposed to be in their given situations. Should they have been pairing up when running for their lives out of Saw's fortress? Or maybe a quick shot of Bodhi checking out Jyn's ass when she was accusing Cassian of causing her father's death? Not having such scenes is an act of political correctness?
 
All I know is, Luke and Han wanted to bone Leia in Star Wars and might have even done just that by the looks they're giving each other at the throne room ceremony.
 
All I know is, Luke and Han wanted to bone Leia in Star Wars and might have even done just that by the looks they're giving each other at the throne room ceremony.

Jyn and Cassian were giving each other the same looks on their way to Scarif. You know they would have if given the chance. But yeah, they didn't kiss which makes the movie different than the OT and oh noes we can't have that...
 
The only looks I remember them giving each other were pathetic "we gonna die" looks.

If Cassian were a real man, he would have whipped out his Model A280-CFE in Jyn's face and gotten some last rites succ before the blast hit them.

Then again, if they had done that I would have just said that Disney ripped off Watchmen. lol


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