Simpsons Quote Thread

[Solidus]

"Tastes like... burning!".

 

[TurdFerguson]

"I'm Lenny, that's Carl. I'm Lenny."

 

[Brainiac]

"I don't apologize Lisa, I'm sorry that's just one thing I don't do." - Homer

 

[MegaPrime33]

"don't touch willy, good advice."

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Go back to Russia!

 

[MegaPrime33]

Go back to Russia!

"Drunk yet?"
"Da.. "

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Hey German boy, go back to Germania"

 

[Natedog]

"Put it in 'H'!"

 

[TurdFerguson]

These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.

Oh yeah, speed holes.

 

[Xenoburger_]

"Bite my shiny metal ass"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

I was saying boo-urns

 

[TurdFerguson]

Hello, Mr. Kurns. Me bad want money now, me sick.

 

[MegaPrime33]

Merrrry Fishmas!

 

[TurdFerguson]

There's no such team as the Spungos.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

 

[TurdFerguson]

Chowdah!!!!!

 

[rushmore223]

Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it.

 

[MegaPrime33]

"FOCUS!"
"It's a play, sir."

 

[KitFisto]

Hey chef, how's Mrs. Boyardee

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Attention Mrs Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."