Simpsons Quote Thread

[TurdFerguson]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Some of my favourite Homer Quotes:

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

"oh, so they have Internet on Computers now."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"

"Kids, your father is involved in a very-sticky chocolatley... Put it away boy!"... Situation.

 

[TurdFerguson]

"That's tennis? What's the one where the chicks wail on each other?"

"Foxy Boxing?"

"Yes! That's what I wanted".

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Kent Brockman: With the money made from the Gold, Olde Springfield was able to buy the Evian water factory and fly it over here from France. Thanks Mayor Simpson, because of you we're all takin' golden showers.

 

[Russell1982]

I love this thread.

 

[Biojex]

Lisa: remember, it is better to remain silent and appear foolish, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Homer's brain: what the hell does that mean?! You better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

Homer: Takes one to know one!"

 

[TurdFerguson]

 

[Rambler]

You tried and you failed. Lesson is: Never try.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Millhouse: Everything's coming up Millhouse!!!

Ralph: My cats breathe smells like cat food

Dr Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a Leg for an arm and and arm for a Leg

 

[TurdFerguson]

 

[Rambler]

What a great thread!!

 

[TurdFerguson]

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

 

[Adolfo]

"I can't believe that Darth Vader is Luke's father"

 

[greygoose]

Cool thread to dig up.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Marge: Homer, The Lord only asks for one day a week
Homer: in that case The Lord should've made the week a day longer, lousy God.

 

[TurdFerguson]

Grandpa's little helper? What's that? Which one of you is the mailman?

 

[greygoose]

Marge: Homer, The Lord only asks for one day a week
Homer: in that case The Lord should've made the week a day longer, lousy God.

Season 4, blast from the past.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Barney: Come back diaper

Adam West' Batman: Luckily I happened to have my carousel reversal spray
Krusty (as Batman villain): ugh What don't you have in that belt!
Adam West' Batman: Patience, for Harlequinned holligans like yourselves
Chief O'Hara: Truer words were never spoken crusader

 

[TurdFerguson]

Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

"Take that convenience mart! Take that Bowlerama! take that Nuclear Power Plah -oh"