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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I can't believe that one myself. Why they hell in a Solo movie...?

Honestly... I wish they would have gone with the groan-inducing Jabba and/or Greedo cameo now.

Frankly, I still can't believe it. Just seems so horribly misguided (not to mention how it gets into all kinds of EU nonsense given he'd have to have torso stitches.)

No insult to the show at all, but the Clone Wars cartoon is about a million miles from the movies to me, so I have no idea why they'd use that as a justification. That choice alone places the whole movie under suspicion for me.

I've looked the other way at some of the nonsense from this Disney era of SW and still managed to enjoy the movies, for the most part. But this one is more than I can tolerate. I know that Lucas started abandoning SW integrity as far back as ROTJ (though certainly flushed it with the prequels), but the sale of the franchise to Disney has led to a complete loss of integrity. Star Wars is now (un)officially fan fiction. Nothing needs to make sense. Coherency seems to be barely more than an afterthought. Characters from the past are nothing more than board game pieces to use arbitrarily for the sake of novelty, or just merely on a whim.

We'll probably never get another Star Wars movie/show to ever exist for the sake of the story, but rather to just cash in on the legacy built in the past. So, this recent revelation/spoiler from Solo shouldn't have come as a surprise, but still made me think, "you've gotta be ****ing me!?" I've never seriously considered not going to a new release of a SW movie since my first in '83 (and all since then have been on opening day), but Solo will likely bring an end to that.

Disney, I know you'll be fine without my money, so who cares? But, unlike you want me to believe about Lando, I can't just take anything and everything put in front of me and still say, "yeah, I can get down with that."
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

The central problem is that the people running things don't care. People like JJ Abrams do but he likes the $$$ more. Give KK a pop quiz on Star Wars and I bet my next paycheck she doesn't do better than a D+.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I hope they designed at least a part of that droid with the synthetic flesh used on Luke's fake hand.....or else that's realllllly gonna hurt when Lando ****s it.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

How about they just add rainbow colors to the Resistance flag next. Jon Kasdan doubles down on Pando Calrissian on Twitter:

Sorry to have brought identity/gender politics into... NOPE. Not sorry AT ALL 'cause I think the GALAXY George gave birth to in '77 is big enough for EVERYONE: straight, gay, black, white, brown, Twi'lek, Sullustan, Wookiee, DROID & anything inbetween. #droidrights #weAREsentient

https://mobile.twitter.com/JonKasdan/status/997684135933050880
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Excuse me. I got this new toaster that's looking very sexy right now.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Ridiculous, any of the characters in the OT could have been gay/straight/bi but they didn’t make a big deal out of it. Why can’t we go back to that? I don’t have a problem with it at all but once it’s pushed down my throat I don’t like it. Just focus not the characters and not their sex life, it’s Star Wars it’s never been about sex....
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

At least now we know why Lando blew off Threepio in Empire - he didn't wanna get hurt by another droid!

Lobot is his way of easing himself back into humans.

Speaking of identity, SW is losing its own, starting with TLJ (which I liked as a film, just not a SW one). Solo feels similarly un-SW (despite all the familiar references they throw in).
 
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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

The KK touch:

Luke Skywalker - a bum with a murderous mind who turned his back on his family and friends during the rise of the First Order.

Han Solo - a deadbeat father who abandoned his family when they needed him most.

Leia Organa Solo - the partner in the feminist cause and also in the bedroom of Admiral Gender Studies herself, Amilyn Holdo.

Lando Calrissian - a ****er of men, women, droids, and indeed anything he can fit his ***** in.

Rey - an unparalleled Mary Sue with an incomparable jobber aura created solely to be a feminist icon.

Finn - the classic token black character. A joke.

Poe - a now emasculated symbol of "toxic masculinity".

Kylo Ren - a freakin sissy with no compelling reason for turning to the Dark Side.

:clap

 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Ridiculous, any of the characters in the OT could have been gay/straight/bi but they didn’t make a big deal out of it. Why can’t we go back to that? I don’t have a problem with it at all but once it’s pushed down my throat I don’t like it. Just focus not the characters and not their sex life, it’s Star Wars it’s never been about sex....

Yeah. I've never watched any movie and wondered to myself what the characters sexual orientation/preference was before. Whether straight or in the LBGTQXYZ Pansexual spectrum. Now it has to be a subject of debate. I guess every movie needs to have an intimate moment or sex scene to clearly define who they are. Are those in the "other" club that desperate or lonely to have to fantasize that their favorite characters are one of them? So much for Billy Dee's reputation as a "Ladies" man. Now he'll be known as the guy who played Lando with the reputation of a "anything with a hole" man...

:lol

BTW before you judge, I have a sister who is a Lesbian and is married to her partner. She also is annoyed by all this BS. The media on the other hand just loves this ****.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

My best friend is a gay man. We used to be roommates. At that time his room was wallpapered with Star Wars figures still in their packages. This was before Sideshow and Hot Toys.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

The KK touch:

Luke Skywalker - a bum with a murderous mind who turned his back on his family and friends during the rise of the First Order.

Han Solo - a deadbeat father who abandoned his family when they needed him most.

Leia Organa Solo - the partner in the feminist cause and also in the bedroom of Admiral Gender Studies herself, Amilyn Holdo.

Lando Carlissian - a ****er of men, women, droids, and indeed anything he can fit his ***** in.

Rey - an unparalleled Mary Sue with an incomparable jobber aura created solely to be a feminist icon.

Finn - the classic token black character. A joke.

Poe - a now emasculated symbol of "toxic masculinity".

Kylo Ren - a freakin sissy with no compelling reason for turning to the Dark Side.

:clap



:lol

Tell us how you really feel
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

This gentleman is so vague. Sometimes you have to just read between the lines to find the hidden meanings of his too-often cryptic postings.

Hey I never take it to heart, didn’t you notice the LOL emoji :wink1:
 
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