Solo: A Star Wars Story

[ZaCHw117]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Does no one else realize that SNIKT is just trolling everyone here?

I think we all of us know but SNIKT.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Does no one else realize that SNIKT is just trolling everyone here?

He doesn't even like Star Wars. He likes the PT.

Lol Empire's my fav with ANH coming in a close second. ROTS & ROTJ are tied for third place and TFA gets fourth.


[Gilroy's] RO sits at the very bottom.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Lol Empire's my fav with ANH coming in a close second.

I do remember that, I was joking. But you seem like such a PT guy.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

He doesn't even like Star Wars. He likes the PT.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Revenge of the sith is my fav star wars movie. lol let's fight

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Revenge of the sith is my fav star wars movie. lol let's fight

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Lol he's absolutely the real deal. You've def seen stuff he's worked on.



While I can't discuss Edwards' original cut in detail, I can tell you about the

Spoiler

the way it opened.

Krennic and [Galen] Erso sit on a table outside, in a city occupied by the Empire, eating lunch. Stormtroopers carry out bodies around them, prisoners are loaded into ships and separated into camps, all kinds of chaos. Meanwhile, Krennic and Erso continue to calmly eat their lunch. They talk about a woman Krennic executed a few days earlier that's still on his mind. "I must have asked her a dozen times to tell me where they kept their munitions. I had to shoot her. This conflict is exhausting. I can't wait to go home. I need a break." Erso laughs and tells him "You're just bored. You need to focus on the 'prize'." Krennic argues "There are people who will never bow before The Emperor. People that would die a proud death challenging The Empire. Some people you just can't break." A woman suddenly breaks free from one of the prisoner lines. Stormtroopers chase her. Erso sees her running towards him [and Krennic] and knocks her down. Stormtroopers arrive and keep her at her knees with their blasters aimed at her head. They ask Krennic what to do with her. Krennic looks at Erso and tells them its Erso's problem. Erso laughs. The Stormtroopers now ask Erso what he wants them to do with her. Erso tells Krennic "The key to breaking someone's will is showing compassion." He kneels down and smiles at her and tells her "Everything's going to be alright." The woman is relieved, while Krennic rolls his eyes. Erso then gets back to his feet and shoots her in the head. Erso laughs hysterically. Krennic shakes his head and begins to laugh. Erso tells Krennic "For a minute there, you really thought I was going to let her live, didn't you?" Krennic replies "Galen, this is why I like you. You're a sadist. People like you are gonna make the Empire unstoppable." The Stormtroopers drag the woman's body away while Krennic and Erso continue eating.

That's how it opened.

Like I had told you before, the Disney cut of Edwards' movie (Gilroy's cut) completely rewrote Galen Erso's character. Jyn and Krennic are also very different but still recognizable. Krennic isn't the "**** me, nothing ever goes right for me character" in the original cut that he became in Gilroy's cut. Jyn is far more selfish and very much an anti-hero. There's more Vader. Alot more Vader.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Snikt's imaginary SW inner circle friend will make SW great again.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Lol this is why its a terrible idea to share any sensitive information with people on a message board. I usually refrain from it, but Khev's passion for the truth and commitment to piecing together what happened on RO got the better of me.

Looking back, it was a mistake sharing it. No intelligent [useful] discussion has come from it other than incredibly defensive posts detailing the absurdly powerful grip Disney has on its fandom.

If Ron Howard quits this movie tomorrow, 90% of this thread will still trust Lucasfilm with every breath in their body. Its the reality of corporate dominion over the masses.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

You loved tfa, does that make you a Disney **** sucker too like the rest of us?

 

[pixletwin]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Its the reality of corporate dominion over the masses.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Snikt did Mickey Mouse break into your home one night drunk and assault you and your family only to cover it up with loads of money. You blame Disney for everything. Did you not like the lion king growing up? I mean come on that's a good movie.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Lol this is why its a terrible idea to share any sensitive information with people on a message board. I usually refrain from it, but Khev's passion for the truth and commitment to piecing together what happened on RO got the better of me.

Looking back, it was a mistake sharing it. .

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)



Good stuff.

Ron Howard seems to be having fun on the Han Solo set with the fake teases he keeps tweeting.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

SNIKT is probably Kathleen Kennedy trolling us.

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

The amusing irony in all of this is that he'll probably love the Howard Han Solo while I am almost assuredly going to reject it.

I almost can't think of a worse pitch for a SW film than to demystify Han's backstory but eh, won't be canon so no big I guess.

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Love this thread! Just wish I could take part.

if this were a party game, I'd take a shot everytime SNIKT writes "narrative" and end up in the hospital from alcohol induced coma. Great stuff.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

The amusing irony in all of this is that he'll probably love the Howard Han Solo while I am almost assuredly going to reject it.

I almost can't think of a worse pitch for a SW film than to demystify Han's backstory but eh, won't be canon so no big I guess.

I've never loved the idea of this film. Specially when they cast Ehrenreich instead of Ingruber.

 

[guyver1]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

So I noticed this thread title changed to Han Solo: A SJW Story

What does the SJW mean

 

[GasparZizou]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

It means Han Solo should've been reimagined as a black muslim latina transwoman.