Somehow Rey Returned

[Khev]

First lines of the opening crawl:

"PATRIARCHY! There are female heroes on both sides, men are everywhere."

 

[Mondragon]

First lines of the opening crawl:

"PATRIARCHY!

(un)Ironically her name means male ruler.

 

[jaztermareal]

Everybody loves Rey-mond
Rey-Gunn: Blast the Patriarchy
The Rey-turn of the Jedi
Rey 2: Electric Boogaloo
Don't be a Phantom Menace While Drinking Blue Milk in the Jedi Temple
Somewhere, over the Reylo
Attack of the Reylo's
Rey 2 cool for School
The ****** Monologues 2
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rey
Neon Genesis Reyvangelion
The Rise of Skywalker (again)
There's something about Rey
Star Wars: the Wrath of Rey

 

[loki2371]

"The Return Of The Chosen One"

After all, it was always Rey Palpatine who would bring balance to the force and everlasting peace to the galaxy. Those stupid old Jedi got it all wrong. The Prophecy Of The Female.

 

[Wor-Gar]

"The Fall of the Jedi"

Chapter 1: She

 

[Mandible]

Can't wait to see the box office returns on this one!

The bit I truly cannot fathom/understand.wrap my head around... Disney are undeniably, factually, bombing on many fronts - so at what point do they say, enough, and start prioritizing entertainment again? I mean, how much money can they lose before there's none left?

I just don't get it.

 

[Rui Ram]

Can't wait to see the box office returns on this one!

The bit I truly cannot fathom/understand.wrap my head around... Disney are undeniably, factually, bombing on many fronts - so at what point do they say, enough, and start prioritizing entertainment again? I mean, how much money can they lose before there's none left?

I just don't get it.

$166.38 BILLION

 

[Khev]

Psst, hey Disney. That South Park episode? It wasn't a challenge!!

 

[jye4ever]

Rumor is Disney is bombing on purpose to break the unions and salaries.

 

[Dave_W]

Going broke to own the libs.

 

[Wor-Gar]

What does Steamboat Willie have to say about this?

 

[Khev]

Steamboat Willie is here to remind everyone that legal rights to use an IP doesn't make your work "canon."

 

[Wor-Gar]

I heard Steamboat Willie just accepted a **** gig. They don't even need to change his name.

 

[Mondragon]

What does Steamboat Willie have to say about this?

 

[greymask]

Rey Poppins, the first musical star wars movie

 

[Bravomite]

They might go with KKs favourite slogan, 'the force is female' for the movie title.

I will be surprised if this movie concept makes it onto screen, after the numerous other announcements that have died off. Bringing an unpopular character back and centering the movie around them .... not a great idea. Picking a writer / director who is an activist with few relevant credits outside of a couple of episodes of ms marvel (not counting her documentaries) who appears to not like your core audience ... well that's the exact kind of thinking that I expect from kk.

I almost want it to happen just so we can all watch it all play out but it will be a complete waste of a star wars movie, most likely damage the 'canonical' story further and potentially convince the bean counters that star wars movies don't make bank right now.

Just make a clone wars movie whilst Hayden and Ewan are still available and watch the money roll in. So easy.

 

[a-dev]

"The Fall of the Jedi"

Chapter 1: She/Her

I added something I think you forgot Wor-Gar.

 

[jye4ever]

Finn Minus Two

Oh wait that happened already in the ST disregard.

 

[Khev]

Just make a clone wars movie whilst Hayden and Ewan are still available and watch the money roll in. So eaeasy.

Agreed and extra points for using "whilst" in common conversation.

 

[MarkKing]

And what they should do is get rid of the fence all together. That's an unrealistic eutopia though...in some cases.

One of the mistakes the globalists/Elites/Communists/atheists make imo is thinking they can create heaven on Earth.

As others say dystopian nightmares abound.

Equality is anti-religious and does not work. No major religion preaches equality and will not Work in Star Wars.

We should all know the Bell-Cuve EyeQue and men are both at the top and the bottom. Women only focus on the top 1percent of men, hence they are more easily indoctrinated into being Communists as women tend to only see Equity/emotions. There is a reason corporations and politicians pander.

Hence the best directors are men. The elites know this. What does dinsey do? Give females a bigger role as writers and directors and we see what has become of Star Wars. They now openly attack their audience, men, young boys and older fans.

I was once at a meeting/event and met Mike Bloomberg, and he mentioned mens EyeQue/working ability as a comment a couple of times during a speech, and I realized "they know". The elites know this.

If we apply this to directing, and acting and media, we know why men directors are better. They have higher EYEQUES's and are abele to out perform others due to genetics and mens drive. This ties into psychology of women and evolution where women are given things and evolutionary simply cannot outperform the top tiered men.

I know I cannot out perform the top men or even the top 20%.