SSC Batman 1/6 figure

[DGTWoodward]

All the movies suck.






Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Joker wasn't a mob hitman that killed Bruce Wayne's parents while Joe Chill watched. Joker didn't get that smile from a bullet going through his face. Bruce Wayne doesn't get women drunk and have one night stands. Harvey Dent ain't black. Vicki Vale ain't blonde. Batman met Robin before he ever faced off against the Joker. The Joker didn't rise up and take down the mob. Bruce Wayne wouldn't be a reclusive nut job that is socially awkward as Bruce, but comfortable being Batman. Alfred supposed to have a mustache. Joker doesn't die.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber armor. Penguin isn't a sewer sideshow freak that was cast out and raised by the Circus. Catwoman isn't a blond secretary that was meant to represent feminism. Max Shreck isn't in the comics. Catwoman ain't crazy. Batman met Robin before he ever faced off against Catwoman. Penguin doesn't die.

Batman doesn't wear rubber nipples. Two-Face isn't an over the top gremlin. Riddler didn't work for Bruce Wayne and certainly wasn't in love with him. Robin is a kid, not a 30 year old actor. Who is Chase Meridian? Batman didn't repress his memories. Batman ain't got no fancy video game vision. Two-Face doesn't die. Riddler isn't interested in brain draining.

Batman doesn't wear rubber nipples and ice skates on his suit. Nightwing doesn't wear a cape or red or call himself Robin. Batgirl isn't British or Alfred's niece. Mr. Freeze isn't from Austria. Freeze and Ivy don't work together. Batman doesn't have a bat credit card. Batman wouldn't make a telescope that the villain could use against him. Freeze doesn't watch clay animation Christmas specials. Bane isn't someones lackey. Bane isn't retarded.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Batman wasn't trained by mountain ninjas led by Ra's Al Ghul. Ra's Al Ghul ain't Asian . . . or Irish, or whatever. Alfred isn't a fat, cockney butler. Joe Chill never got caught. Bruce Wayne didn't create the Bat as a symbol of hope. Batman made his own Batmobile and gadgets. Batman didn't fight Scarecrow and Ra's Al Ghul in his first year. Who is Rachel Dawes? Gordon was a transfer from Chicago, not the first cop to comfort young Bruce Wayne. Loeb isn't black. Flass isn't fat.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Joker doesn't wear make up/face paint. Joker doesn't have a smile from knife scars. Harvey Dent isn't a blonde. The Joker didn't rise up and take down the mob. Joker doesn't slice and paint his victim's faces. Batman doesn't meet Joker before he meets Robin. Batman ain't got no fancy video game vision. Two-Face is supposed to have a split personality. Two-Face doesn't die. Fox isn't this involved.

Batman doesn't wear black, rubber body armor. Bruce Wayne doesn't retire and Batman doesn't quit. Catwoman isn't a bi-sexual looking for a magical flash drive. Catwoman is supposed to have a whip and claws, not unpractical bladed heels. Bane isn't a protector turned sewer freak that wears a gas mask. Bane wasn't trained by the LoS or Ra's Al Ghul. Bane escaped the prison and deducted who Bruce was himself, not with the help of others. Bane isn't someones lackey. Batman wouldn't make a bomb to be used against him. Robin's real name isn't Robin or John Blake. Robin didn't start out as a cop. Talia was never excommunicated by her father. Talia never looked at Bane like a puppy dog. Talia never fought Batman without her father. Talia wasn't born in a pit. Talia didn't escape a pit. Talia isn't Bane. Batman doesn't quit. Bruce Wayne wouldn't "settle down". Robin wouldn't inherit all that junk without being trained by Bruce. Bane and Talia don't die.

 

[devilof76]

What he's trying to say is...there's no such thing as Batman.

 

[chubbyman]

 

[Darth_IMPoor]

What he's trying to say is...there's no such thing as Batman.

Wait......what? Mommy?

 

[DiFabio]

Wait......what? Mommy?

That is one thing they all have in common.

Pearls.

 

[Tourist]

All the movies suck.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Joker wasn't a mob hitman that killed Bruce Wayne's parents while Joe Chill watched. Joker didn't get that smile from a bullet going through his face. Bruce Wayne doesn't get women drunk and have one night stands. Harvey Dent ain't black. Vicki Vale ain't blonde. Batman met Robin before he ever faced off against the Joker. The Joker didn't rise up and take down the mob. Bruce Wayne wouldn't be a reclusive nut job that is socially awkward as Bruce, but comfortable being Batman. Alfred supposed to have a mustache. Joker doesn't die.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber armor. Penguin isn't a sewer sideshow freak that was cast out and raised by the Circus. Catwoman isn't a blond secretary that was meant to represent feminism. Max Shreck isn't in the comics. Catwoman ain't crazy. Batman met Robin before he ever faced off against Catwoman. Penguin doesn't die.

Batman doesn't wear rubber nipples. Two-Face isn't an over the top gremlin. Riddler didn't work for Bruce Wayne and certainly wasn't in love with him. Robin is a kid, not a 30 year old actor. Who is Chase Meridian? Batman didn't repress his memories. Batman ain't got no fancy video game vision. Two-Face doesn't die. Riddler isn't interested in brain draining.

Batman doesn't wear rubber nipples and ice skates on his suit. Nightwing doesn't wear a cape or red or call himself Robin. Batgirl isn't British or Alfred's niece. Mr. Freeze isn't from Austria. Freeze and Ivy don't work together. Batman doesn't have a bat credit card. Batman wouldn't make a telescope that the villain could use against him. Freeze doesn't watch clay animation Christmas specials. Bane isn't someones lackey. Bane isn't retarded.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Batman wasn't trained by mountain ninjas led by Ra's Al Ghul. Ra's Al Ghul ain't Asian . . . or Irish, or whatever. Alfred isn't a fat, cockney butler. Joe Chill never got caught. Bruce Wayne didn't create the Bat as a symbol of hope. Batman made his own Batmobile and gadgets. Batman didn't fight Scarecrow and Ra's Al Ghul in his first year. Who is Rachel Dawes? Gordon was a transfer from Chicago, not the first cop to comfort young Bruce Wayne. Loeb isn't black. Flass isn't fat.

Batman doesn't wear black rubber body armor. Joker doesn't wear make up/face paint. Joker doesn't have a smile from knife scars. Harvey Dent isn't a blonde. The Joker didn't rise up and take down the mob. Joker doesn't slice and paint his victim's faces. Batman doesn't meet Joker before he meets Robin. Batman ain't got no fancy video game vision. Two-Face is supposed to have a split personality. Two-Face doesn't die. Fox isn't this involved.

Batman doesn't wear black, rubber body armor. Bruce Wayne doesn't retire and Batman doesn't quit. Catwoman isn't a bi-sexual looking for a magical flash drive. Catwoman is supposed to have a whip and claws, not unpractical bladed heels. Bane isn't a protector turned sewer freak that wears a gas mask. Bane wasn't trained by the LoS or Ra's Al Ghul. Bane escaped the prison and deducted who Bruce was himself, not with the help of others. Bane isn't someones lackey. Batman wouldn't make a bomb to be used against him. Robin's real name isn't Robin or John Blake. Robin didn't start out as a cop. Talia was never excommunicated by her father. Talia never looked at Bane like a puppy dog. Talia never fought Batman without her father. Talia wasn't born in a pit. Talia didn't escape a pit. Talia isn't Bane. Batman doesn't quit. Bruce Wayne wouldn't "settle down". Robin wouldn't inherit all that junk without being trained by Bruce. Bane and Talia don't die.

Wrong, Batman does all of these things, its all been caught on film!

 

[Sachiel]

It's all Batman and none of it is.

 

[Iam_Dabatman]

Batman needs to be more than that. Batman needs to be... a symbol.

 

[DiFabio]

A symbol of . . . hope.

"What's the bat stand for" . . . . "In my city, it stands for hope" . . . "It's not a Bat, it's hope".

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Actually in the new films he wears a Kevlar suit, not rubber (in the story) and in the 90's comics Batman updated his traditional suit to a sturdier, made of Kevlar black costume (troika suit). He eventually went back to the old costume, unfortunately.

 

[lava206]

Yeh and batman is Bruce Wayne not Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian bale. Shut up guy!

 

[DiFabio]

Actually in the new films he wears a Kevlar suit, not rubber

"In the story" they're all some kind of armor kevlar, segmented, whatever.

They're all ****ty black rubber in reality though. Batman don't wear rubbers, he wears spandex and is agile. All the movies failed.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yeh and batman is Bruce Wayne not Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian bale. Shut up guy!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4d8PHDG4yE[/ame]

 

[GasparZizou]

I think his main point was to prove that in fact there's no definitive batman and his post was more to mock certain people who say "that version is not the true Batman"...

IMO the "truer" batman lies in the comics, all art mediums have contributed to the lore, but comics are where most contributions are and at the end, where Batbrain was born!

 

[DiFabio]

IMO the "truer" batman lies in the comics, all art mediums have contributed to the lore, but comics are where most contributions are and at the end, where Batbrain was born!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

"In the story" they're all some kind of armor kevlar, segmented, whatever.

They're all ****ty black rubber in reality though. Batman don't wear rubbers, he wears spandex and is agile. All the movies failed.

It's a movie. Can't have a guy with no superpowers running around like a power ranger wearing spandex and fighting criminals with guns/weapons. It's tough enough to sell the idea that this guy fights crime all night long by himself in a large city like Gotham...he looks so tiny standing on top of those buildings If only they could find a material that looks strong and it allows the actor to be more flexible.

I think his main point was to prove that in fact there's no definitive batman and his post was more to mock certain people who say "that version is not the true Batman"...

IMO the "truer" batman lies in the comics, all art mediums have contributed to the lore, but comics are where most contributions are and at the end, where Batbrain was born!

I know there's no definitive batman, but I wouldn't say the films failed

 

[GasparZizou]

I know there's no definitive batman, but I wouldn't say the films failed

Me neither, maybe the Nolan films did, a little, I love almost everything about them, except Batman mostly in TDKR, he was great in Begins and so so in TDK imo, the villains are the true gems of that trilogy.

 

[DiFabio]

I know there's no definitive batman, but I wouldn't say the films failed

They failed.

None of them are accurate to the sources. The sources aren't even accurate to the sources.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

They failed.

None of them are accurate to the sources.The sources aren't even accurate to the sources.

If nothing is accurate, how can something fail? It can't. Therefore, the films didn't fail

 

[ASTRO13ZOMBIE]