Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 15th anniversary

[Prime Clone]

And Jango's jetpack was lame. There's no way that such a pack could ever allow someone to fly around like Tinker Bell with no steering mechanism to speak of.

Who knows what intergalactic technology is like? Maybe he just angled his body like on a Segway.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Not that I like to help AOTC out, but doesn't Jango have some cockeyed "mind-link" tech on his helmet? Perhaps that steers his jetpack as well.

 

[karamazov80]

Given the technology that is used on people who are missing limbs this does not seem so far-fetched. How does Luke get his robotic hand to work for example?

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[Khev]

Who knows what intergalactic technology is like?

How does Luke get his robotic hand to work for example?

You don't know?? You just told everyone your deepest darkest secret!!

 

[Prime Clone]

Hehe, you and those geeks from Galaxy Quest!

 

[Khev]

Hehe, you and those geeks from Galaxy Quest!

Duh. Everything in the OT/RO is obviously real but all that prequel tech is like it was just made up by some writer.

 

[Wor-Gar]

How does Luke get his robotic hand to work for example?

Da Force!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

And Jango's jetpack was lame. There's no way that such a pack could ever allow someone to fly around like Tinker Bell with no steering mechanism to speak of. It was better in Jedi when he just engaged the thrusters to make a quick jump and then controlled dive onto the desert skiff.

The only purpose of the jetpack is to look cool and be a good action figure accessory, not realistic

 

[karamazov80]

Da Force!

Like Tetsuo in Akira?

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[Wor-Gar]

I usa da Force.

 

[punisher1974]

She looks like a giant bird

 

[Wor-Gar]

She might lay an egg or two.

 

[punisher1974]

Or lay a penguin

 

[spindrift]

AOTC > BvS

*looks around*

AOTC > Suicide Squad

Nope....

 

[Prime Clone]

It was better in Jedi when he just engaged the thrusters to make a quick jump and then controlled dive onto the desert skiff.

I always put that down to the limited FX of the time.

The only purpose of the jetpack is to look cool and be a good action figure accessory, not realistic

Too true. But what red-blooded SF nerd doesn't expect it to be fully manoeuverable?



Still, he had an alarming lack of control here:

 

[DiFabio]

That don't even look like Fett has a jetpack, looks like some BAD wire work.

Nope....

Search your feelings. You know it be true.

 

[Khev]

Pretty sure that's just stock footage of the grizzly bear Lou Ferrigno threw on The Incredible Hulk.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Nope....

AOTC is at least a movie

 

[DiFabio]

AOTC is at least a movie

It also has a much higher rottentomatoes score! Rottentomatoes scores are very, very important, especially certified fresh Star Wars films like AOTC, ROTS, ROTJ and RO.

Just today I went to Target to buy some bread and milk and I saw an employee taking down a Rogue One/Moana Disney double feature point of purchase display and it had a certified fresh seal on it! This is the indicator of what people use to quantify what a good film is.


Real Star Wars movies,







DCEU

 

[Wor-Gar]

I want to start "Squashed Tomatoes" rating system... a reverse system that rates higher the worse the film is.

I think the confusion it creates will benefit Hollywood greatly, and therefore my pocket book.


For instance, AOTC could get a Squashed score of: 9/10.

This could be magical for the majority of films today, especially the DCU.