Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[jye4ever]

JJ's all "nope, I'm not retconning anything from TLJ. Luke's mentally handicapped clone will stay dead and FO spy Rose Tico will continue to try and murder Resistance heroes", lol.

JJ just released first photo of Leia gliding over Coruscant with an umbrella.


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[Wor-Gar]

Word from the inside is that JJ and RJ truly despise each other lol (for real though).

I love that.

But I still have little faith in JJ delivering anything more than 1st-view entertainment.


RJ and JJ are like a choice between eating a bunch of nasty vegetables OR way too much candy.

 

[Sachiel]

In the JJ statement he said there were things in TLJ that he would?ve not done.

Word from the inside is that JJ and RJ truly despise each other lol (for real though).

Remember when J.J. said the script for VIII was "so good" he wished he was making it?

 

[Khev]

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

They should end the trilogy with cgi Leia killing everyone except her son by flying herself through the sky and electrocuting everyone with force lighting in the same manner Danaerys Targaryen sacked Kings Landing. She would laugh the entire time and afterwards share a quiet moment with Ben Solo and Luke's ghost at Han's grave. It wouldn't be any more ridiculous than what we were forced to sit through in TLJ.

 

[Wor-Gar]

They should end the trilogy with cgi Leia killing everyone ...

Here's a tatse...

 

[Khev]

That would have been hilarious if Poe broke his neck when hitting the wall after Leia "stunned" him, lol.

 

[a-dev]

Why'd she shoot him anyway?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why'd she shoot him anyway?

He's male.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

That would have been hilarious if Poe broke his neck when hitting the wall after Leia "stunned" him, lol.

She already has seen the appropriate reaction.

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[Khev]

Poe hits the wall, breaks his neck, his blaster goes off and shoots Billie Lourd in the face, Leia goes into exile on a remote island.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Poe hits the wall, breaks his neck, his blaster goes off and shoots Billie Lourd in the face, Leia goes into exile on a remote island...

...and when a young senator-turned-rebel seeks her out to return to the Alliance, Leia shoots her too, then tosses the blaster over her shoulder and hobbles off for some milk.

 

[jye4ever]

Poe hits the wall, breaks his neck, his blaster goes off and shoots Billie Lourd in the face, Leia goes into exile on a remote island.

Jesus joseph mary that is pure lol


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[Khev]

 

[jye4ever]

I just want to see cgi Ewoks with razor-sharp teeth and claws eating the faces of stormtroopers.


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[Khev]

Wow on my phone I initially read that as eating the feces of stormtroopers, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

Now i?m reading it that way as well lol


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[screamingmetal]

Wow on my phone I initially read that as eating the feces of stormtroopers, lol.

Ewoks save the colon for dessert... yub yub.

 

[Khev]

Disgusting creatures those ewoks, lol.

And are there really that many stormtroopers just doing their business out in the forest or are the ewoks raiding the Imperial septic tank? Either way it's just nasty, lol.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Wow on my phone I initially read that as eating the feces of stormtroopers, lol.

There goes the shock value of the opening scene in Rian Johnson's trilogy.