Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Khev]

If that were true then jye would be a diehard fan of Alita Battle Angel, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Jye pulled a Wedge with Alita.

"I can't stay with you"

"Get clear, Jye"

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!"

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

If that were true then jye would be a diehard fan of Alita Battle Angel, lol.

Ok so he has actually disagreed with you before. I don't even really know what Alita Battle Angel is.

 

[a-dev]

I came here to read Jye's 3rd-viewing review enhanced by beer.... so where is it?

He almost made it.

Ask Khev, he should be able to tell you what JYE's opinion of the film is this week

Jye pulled a Wedge with Alita.

"I can't stay with you"

"Get clear, Jye"

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!"

 

[Getter Dragon]

I think it’s an American thing. In the UK, you’d get thrown out of the cinema for talking.
People here get annoyed when someone coughs.
I’m always amazed when people on here say that members of the audience cheered during a movie.
No-one would do that in the UK. Or at least I have never witnessed it.

American audiences are definitely different than other countries. I have never experienced full on talking at a screen, thankfully, it's outrageously ignorant and rude. I expected talking when I was in a theater near Times Square, but the audience was respectful... maybe they were all tourists and not locals?

Have had interesting experiences with movie cheering though. When I saw an early midnight screening of TPM, the opening crawl got a standing ovation and then by the end credits dead silence... lol. Everyone felt too violated "WTF did we just see" to even make a sound. Rest of the Prequels were silent since we all felt like battered housewives at that point.

Lots of cheers at the beginning and end of TFA. Even with its issues, it was a crowd pleaser.

Rogue One got cheers during the Vader fan-service scene.

TLJ got nothing except groans during the bad jokes, and a few boos/snide comments during the end credits. That movie was absolute trash.

Infinity War got a lot of cheers as well especially when Captain America picked up Mjoilnir and smacked Thanos with it. Had a lot of fun watching those movies in a theater, can't say the same for most of the SW films though and that is sad.

 

[jye4ever]

I came here to read Jye's 3rd-viewing review enhanced by beer.... so where is it?

Should be up by 6pm Eastern standard time today which will be when my hangover should be over lol

But for real.

Warning it isn?t going to be what you think.

He almost made it.

lulz

Ask Khev, he should be able to tell you what JYE's opinion of the film is this week

You?re not entirely wrong and truth be told i?m quite honored to share similar opinions with the Khev.

If that were true then jye would be a diehard fan of Alita Battle Angel, lol.

Preach it brother Khev

Jye pulled a Wedge with Alita.

"I can't stay with you"

"Get clear, Jye"

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!"

Holy crap lol

Ok so he has actually disagreed with you before. I don't even really know what Alita Battle Angel is.

Put on your seatbelt.


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[Wor-Gar]

Warning it isn?t going to be what you think.

Ooooooo.... want to know more. Did that beer help or hurt? Either way, this ought to be good.

I'm predicting Jye's beer made the film a revelation.

 

[Khev]

Jye you still love TROS. Your review will be fine. It *will* be fine...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Kheev will make it so.

 

[The Buffinator]

The Khev can have a strong influence on the half-baked minded...

 

[Wor-Gar]

He's no longer Khev.

He has been revealed.

He's Kheev. Kheev Palpatine. Second Son of Sheev Palpatine. Twisting our minds to the dark side since 2015.

 

[Khev]

It was I who allowed you to know the location of the JJ cut. It is quite safe from your pitiful little hands. Oh I'm afraid the theatrical cut will be quite canon when the blu-ray arrives.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Kheev Palpatine, Second Son of Sheev Palpatine, Leader of the New Order, Head of Disney Story Group.

 

[Khev]

Me after telling Felicity Jones that she's my granddaughter, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

...

 

[The Buffinator]

Me after telling Felicity Jones that she's my granddaughter, lol.

Felicity Jones afterwards...

 

[Prime Clone]

I came here to read Jye's 3rd-viewing review enhanced by beer.... so where is it?

Warning it isn?t going to be what you think.

A last, a moment of clarity!

 

[Khev]

 

[TaliBane]

I think it?s an American thing. In the UK, you?d get thrown out of the cinema for talking.
People here get annoyed when someone coughs.
I?m always amazed when people on here say that members of the audience cheered during a movie.
No-one would do that in the UK. Or at least I have never witnessed it.

To be fair, American audiences have to watch movies in the theater as if it's their last - you just never know.

So hoot, holler and hiss to your heart's content (and fight - I saw a near-violent face off over kicking the back of the seat in genteel, UCLA-dominated Westwood in L.A. of all places.)

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Kheev Palpatine, Second Son of Sheev Palpatine, Leader of the New Order, Head of Disney Story Group.

This has been approved, therefore becomes canon.

(and you out-Jye'd Jye with that photoshop)

Felicity Jones afterwards...

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"Grandpa Kheev needs to get into your body. He wishes to possess you...."

 

[ZE_501]

I think it?s an American thing. In the UK, you?d get thrown out of the cinema for talking.
People here get annoyed when someone coughs.
I?m always amazed when people on here say that members of the audience cheered during a movie.
No-one would do that in the UK. Or at least I have never witnessed it.

In Canada you'll hear the odd cheer or laughter for things you'd expect in MCU or Star Wars films, but otherwise it's not too bad. I hear some of you American guys talking about movie theatres and they sound like hell-on-earth.