Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Khev · Feb 11, 2020

Neal136 said:
You couldn't throw me off of this ship if you tried. I'm totally aware of the criticisms thrown at this movie, and for the most part I understand them. Hell, I may even agree with a lot of them. But for some reason, it still all works for me. I felt a lot of good things watching this, and that was more than enough.

Preach it! Like all SW films outside of SW/ESB it just comes down to how forgiving you are with any given entry and as ridiculous as so much of this movie is it all just freaking WORKS. It just constantly shifts from hilarious to awesome to poignant to epic, all in constant rotation from beginning to end. It's like it combines OT awesomeness with super extreme wackiness of TOD or Last Action Hero which definitely brings down the "quality" of the film if you want to call it that but not in a manner that in any way diminishes its entertainment value. Well according to you, me, and maybe two other people that actually like the movie. :lol

I so can't wait to watch the hell out of this movie at home, lol.

Khev · Feb 11, 2020

TurdFurgusonsHat said:
Spotted this Resistance classified ad once:

Are you an armless mechanic with the body shape of a sex toy? No problem... How about an X Wing pilot too morbidly obese to pass the most lenient of physical fitness tests or even fit in the cockpit?...We'll take you too!!!

Yeah it looks like the caption of that photo should be "is this thing edible?" lol

TurdFurgusonsHat · Feb 11, 2020

ironwez20 said:
That line alone was the stupidest line in the entire franchise. From a franchise that has aliens and spaceships and jetpacks that **** shouldn't surprise you.... idiots.

The equivalent of George Jetson waking up one morning and being shocked to see a robot cleaning his house and making breakfast.

TheDucky · Feb 11, 2020

ironwez20 said:
That line alone was the stupidest line in the entire franchise. From a franchise that has aliens and spaceships and jetpacks that **** shouldn't surprise you.... idiots.

I disagree. Rey... Rey Skywalker. There aren’t enough “smilies” on here to express my feelings on that.

jye4ever said:
Disney just announced a title change as well:

The Rise of Skywalker and the Fantabulous De-Canonization of One Social Johnson Warrior

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You know, that’s the only thing TROS got right. Taking a big ole **** on that man.

TurdFurgusonsHat said:
The equivalent of George Jetson waking up one morning and being shocked to see a robot cleaning his house and making breakfast.

It’s worse than that considering in the comics they knew they could fly. So it’s like George Jetson waking up one morning and not shocked about the robot, to then waking up the next morning shocked to see a robot cleaning his house and making breakfast.

FlyAndFight · Feb 11, 2020

TheDucky said:
You know, that’s the only thing TROS got right. Taking a big ole **** on that man.

TaliBane · Feb 11, 2020

TheDucky said:
I disagree. Rey... Rey Skywalker. There aren?t enough ?smilies? on here to express my feelings on that.

You know, that?s the only thing TROS got right. Taking a big ole **** on that man.