Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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Traditional studios know they'd have to be borderline crazy to take risks with theatrical releases nowadays.

Which makes TLJ all the more astonishing. Either LFL somehow didn't see it as a risk, or their political agenda overrode all other concerns.

The Snyderverse may be the last big example of risk-taking by a major studio, and that prompted a disastrous midstream course correction.

Before that we had Lucas (though he was self-funded) and the Wachowskis, and we saw how both of those ended.
 
I think Ladies Film League thought they had cracked what modern audiences wanted with TLJ after hours of careful Twitter analysis.
 
*sigh*

I appreciate the effort, but honestly I think it?s probably as bad as TLJ if you remove the way TLJ changed the whole trajectory of the trilogy. And in retrospect, almost none of the seemingly interesting mysteries of TFA paid off so I?m settling into a general stomach ache about the whole ST. Not in a semi-fun fan-headcanon adjusting way. It really amazes me that this whole mess happened. That this little thought and care went into it. I?ve tried to rewatch TROS a couple of times and it?s just so incredibly empty. The characters/humor are Bay Transformers level bad. The entire plot is a series of coincidences piled on inconsistency and anti-logic.

Unless my daughter wants to watch them someday I will never revisit this trilogy.

When your suspension of disbelief has already been so damaged that you?re like ?do they need to attach jumper cables to R2 to convey a three sentence message? it?s time to shut it off and put your limited, middle aged fan energy into something else.

But as always, cheers to any and all who can still mine these for gems. They are in there, I don?t deny.

Yeah I suspected that it lost its luster for you. So after JAWS jumps ship it'll just be me and Neal136 heading back to see it one last time in an empty auditorium, lol.

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I cannot believe we have people who defend that PT trash.

They are terrible films.

Just about every reason used to defend them can be applied to the ST as well BTW.




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In any case all these things TheDucky is saying, even if valid, would also apply to those who hate the ST - ergo hating those films is also baseless and we must love it all.

Well I say never. Equal opportunity for all to dislike whatever Star Wars they dislike. Except if you dislike the OT

His posting sound somewhat reminiscent of an old member ....long gone.



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Yeah I suspected that it lost its luster for you. So after JAWS jumps ship it'll just be me and Neal136 heading back to see it one last time in an empty auditorium, lol.

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Yeah, nobody wants to be Belloq but here I am. Me and my cheap watch.

#MeToo

Even with only one Wachowski (non-binary?) chances are it'll be more interesting than pretty much anything else out there.

I believe both Wachowskis are now ladies.
It’s a shame that Kathleen Kennedy missed the window where she could have fired and rehired the same director while simultaneously replacing the original guy with a woman.
 
I cannot believe we have people who defend that PT trash.

They are terrible films.

Just about every reason used to defend them can be applied to the ST as well BTW.


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PT didn’t ruin Luke, Han, Leia, and make the OT pointless. A big step above the ST for me.

His posting sound somewhat reminiscent of an old member ....long gone.

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There are others like me here? :lol
 
Coming soon, my video review of the new Black Series "Klaud" with "Sit and Stare at the Broken Falcon" action feature.

I had to google “Klaud.” WTF is that thing? It looks like an old shriveled **** with spikes.
 
In his younger years he went through a rebellious phase where he served a short stint with the Knights of Ren before being recruited to help repair the Millennium Falcon.

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Coming soon, my video review of the new Black Series "Klaud" with "Sit and Stare at the Broken Falcon" action feature.

Believe it or not that was one of the few funny moments that worked for me because he’s just like “I got this” in slugmouth or whatever. And then you remember Chewbacca’s been fixing the thing since it ate Lando’s sexbot and you’re like ohhh this muppet is just a joke. It’s a prop comic moment that makes no sense immediately.

Know what’s funny? When the Knights of Ren all stand on a rock in a circle, looking for good guys with their eyes. Darth Maul had probe droids like 70 years ago. :lol
 
Know what’s funny? When the Knights of Ren all stand on a rock in a circle, looking for good guys with their eyes. Darth Maul had probe droids like 70 years ago. :lol

In the longer cut they're all should we send the probe droids and then they go nope, just for once let us look on Rey's tights with our own eyes.
 
That line alone was the stupidest line in the entire franchise. From a franchise that has aliens and spaceships and jetpacks that **** shouldn't surprise you.... idiots.
 
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