Star Wars Lines Improved by using the word "pants"

[KitFisto]

I can't remember the exact wording, but when they were in helms deep.

"What would you have me do? The men's pants hang by a thread"

 

[Wor-Gar]

Where's this from:

"The power of the pants compels you."

 

[MaulFan]

Where's this from:

"The power of the pants compels you."

Well, it depends on your film background, I believe Exorcist would be the original film, but Dr. Evil in Spy Who Shagged me also stated it, lol.

 

[Coheteboy]

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

 

[Darthrazz]

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

 

[KitFisto]

How you get so big eating pants of this kind?

 

[DarthRamuk]

Dying Vader to Luke : Luke, help me take my pants off!

 

[DarthRamuk]

Vader to Tarkin : A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master...

 

[KitFisto]

I have a baaaaad feeling about pants.

 

[Coheteboy]

Han: Hey, I don't get it... it's just a dead animal.

Luke: No, chewie wait!

Han: Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

 

[darthviper107]

Although on that site there are some quotes that are changed to make it sound funnier.

Dying Vader to Luke : Luke, help me take my pants off!

Original text was: Luke, Help me take this helmet off.

Which of course wouldn't have made sense as "Luke, Help me take this pants off." so they changed it, noticed it on several others too.

 

[Customikey]

I'm glad you're with me, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all pants.

That we should seek to destroy the pants has not yet entered their darkest dreams.

Run! Pants are of no use here!

You may triumph in the field for a day, but against the pants of Mordor, there is no victory.

 

[KitFisto]

Hold me Ani. Like you did back on Naboo when all that mattered was our pants.

 

[KitFisto]

Anakin -No, it's because I'm so in love with Pants.

Padme - So Pants have blinded you then?

 

[The Godfather]

Obi-Wan: Patience.

Luke: And pants Han and Leia?

Yoda: If you honor what they pants for? Yes.

Obi-Wan: If you choose to pants Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot pants.

Luke: I understand. R2. Fire up the pants.

Obi-Wan: Luke. Don't give in to pants. That leads to the Dark Side.

Yoda: Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Luke: I will. And I'll pants, I promise.

 

[Darthrazz]

Don't know if these have been posted before, but here goes!


Yoda: The boy you knew, gone he is! Consumed by pants!

Han from ESB: Then I'll see you in Pants!

Vader: Come with me, several pants have broken off from the main group.


Techie guy:
Luke, I see you've switched off your pants, Is everything OK?

Ben to Luke: You'll have to sell your pants.



Luke: Hey Uncle Owen, this Artoo unit has bad pants! Look!


Vader: I see that you have constructed yourself new pants.

 

[Darth Caedus]

[a large-eyed creature gives Luke a rough shove]
Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't pants you.
Luke: I'm sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't pants you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be pants!
Obi-Wan: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out pants]
Bartender: No pants! No pants!
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Pomda Baba are on the floor with a slashed pants]


Obi-Wan: The pants is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and pants us. It binds the galaxy together.

 

[Darth Caedus]

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to pants you.
Princess Leia: You're who?

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.