Star Wars: The Acolyte

[loki2371]

The characterization of Torbin is all over the place. Why did he even become a Jedi in the first place? Lol

He represents the new generation of emasculated males.

The Jedi must have all forms of representation too you know.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Oh snap!

 

[crows]

So, I think Kathleen Kennedy is the ultimate troll. She said in an interview that the script to this show brought her to tears when she read it.

I think It did. But not because it was good like she led Hedlund to believe, but because it was so bad she knew it would further her twisted plot to ultimately destroy Star Wars and the legacy of George Lucas.

She is the ultimate Sith Lord...

you know, Kathleen Kennedy had been this great producer for so many decades, she was part of the best movies ever made. trusted for her good leadership, really strong track record.
some star wars stuff is starting to look bad on purpose. kind of. she has such an incredible record with the movies she helped build.

Even Grace Randolph hates it now.

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oh dear no ..... dear no. not grace.

The people behind Star Wars really seem to hate Star Wars . Like damn it feels like they want to destroy it

feels kind of funny, vindication for the Last Jedi arguments lol. sooner or later it was all revealed.

 

[Wor-Gar]

you know, Kathleen Kennedy had been this great producer for so many decades, she was part of the best movies ever made. trusted for her good leadership, really strong track record.

You either die a hero, or...

 

[Solidus]

A wookiee with a manbun wearing a dress and using a metal detector in a boring field of grass. That may be the single lamest image in the history of Star Wars.

 

[jye4ever]

Rumor is the next Hasbro Star Wars HasLab is gonna be the Jedi Metal Detector.....

 

[ironwez20]

you know, Kathleen Kennedy had been this great producer for so many decades, she was part of the best movies ever made. trusted for her good leadership, really strong track record.
some star wars stuff is starting to look bad on purpose. kind of. she has such an incredible record with the movies she helped build.


oh dear no ..... dear no. not grace.

feels kind of funny, vindication for the Last Jedi arguments lol. sooner or later it was all revealed.

lol yes you remember those space vampire theories that floated about in that thread? Maybe that would have saved the franchise

 

[jaztermareal]

Star Wars has died multiple deaths, will its corpse be able to be reanimated after this show??? Honestly, at this point, too much permanent damage has been done to the franchise for it to ever recover, best we can hope for is that the rotting corpse be puppeted well enough that we can pretend all is ok.

Andor s2 is the only remaining hope. If that fails I feel many will check out altogether.




If KK's mission was to sabotage Lucasfilm post disney acquisition she has done an amazing job. Her hiring choices for writers/directors is impeccable in light of that goal.


When is the funeral for Willow, Indiana Jones and Star Wars being held???

 

[Johnny1378]

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Don’t give me hope. I was brokenhearted when I couldn’t get my Reva Second Sister Saber.

 

[Bleah]

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Vergence (noun)

- A group or collective that has never been sexually active.

"I will use my detector and find some vergence. I will show them my lightsaber."

 

[Wor-Gar]

I felt a great vergence in the Thread. I fear something terrible has happened.

 

[jye4ever]

The entire premise of the show which was going to be about the Sith “how to book” never materialized. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All of that time wasted on the Sith influence on the twins was completely undone in episode 7 it was literally all for nothing.

Hands down this is one of the worst narrative structures to ever grace the art of cinema and TV.

What an absolutely discombobulated incoherent illogical mess, ill conceived from the start.

 

[Sixth Scale Man]

Disney streaming….



Relentless, white-hot, watery diarrhoea.



So glad I’m sitting this one out.
I’ll actually miss this thread when the show ends. It’s been very entertaining.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I haven't seen a lick of this show -- that's right, I said it -- and I feel better for it.

Still enjoying the nausea.

 

[𝘨⃨𝘭⃨𝘪⃨𝘵⃨𝘤⃨𝘩⃨10ᔦᔦ]

Ahahahahaha!

I love this show!

 

[jaztermareal]

RT audience score remains at 14% but critic score dropped to 81% from 83%. Critic score was like 95% early on IIRC, but I think even they are starting to see the show for what it is and slowly but surely the offcial narrative will change. By the time skeleton crew is out many of the critics might be saying things like "doesn't repeat the same mistakes that the awful Acolyte did" etc

 

[Wor-Gar]

That bit above is absolutely hysterical!!!

They all just die like that? To make a set of twins?

 

[jaztermareal]

S

Ahahahahaha!

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I love this show!

Seeing all those characters orgasmically mind melded reminds me of that dragon episode of Rick and Morty....

 

[Wor-Gar]

Porn version of this would be fantastic. It's so ready to go. The Peen-head Sith. The title. The "coven". It's ripe!

 

[𝘨⃨𝘭⃨𝘪⃨𝘵⃨𝘤⃨𝘩⃨10ᔦᔦ]

That bit above is absolutely hysterical!!!

They all just die like that? To make a set of twins?

Indara (Carrie-Ann) broke their Wookie controlling mind meld and they all just...died. I have no idea why. lol

This show has so many "wtf?!" moments, it's impossible to get angry at. It's basically turned into my favourite comedy series of the week.