Star Wars: The Acolyte

[ZaCHw117]

Father’s day can mean only ONE thing…drinking alone at the bar lol

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Wife working a double at the hospital and son playing a game at the school field with his friends.

Dad = IPA and wings lol

At least you have HoTD to look forward to tonight.

Depending on the wings, might not be the only thing spitting fire.

 

[jye4ever]

I never thought I would be bored by lesbian space witches lol

 

[The Buffinator]

I never thought I would be bored by lesbian space witches lol

That's because in your mind it always read hot lesbian space witches. Definitely not the case here...

 

[Sachiel]

From what i’m hearing by a friend in public safety the “The Power of One-Two-Many” is a war cry being taken up at the ground level against the Christian-Catholic establishment.

Yet Sharia will be the one organization that will immediately kill them on sight. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The power of two plus two equals five.

 

[Prime Clone]

That's because in your mind it always read hot lesbian space witches. Definitely not the case here...

 

[Khev]

https://x.com/i/status/1802484041431822506

 

[jaztermareal]

Stephen Hawking was actually often at the cinema to watch movies back in the day, saw him quite a few times. I have to wonder if he actually watched this movie on the big screen......

Edit: at least he lived long enough to see the best modern Star Wars movie: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ip-new-Star-Wars-film-mark-75th-birthday.html

 

[Khev]

Stephen Hawking was actually often at the cinema to watch movies back in the day, saw him quite a few times. I have to wonder if he actually watched this movie on the big screen......

I see he died March 2018, so I wonder if he got to see TLJ.

Now I'm picturing it going like that scene in Dumb and Dumber Two with Luke tossing the lightsaber over his shoulder and then everyone in the audience hearing Stephen's electronic voice go "what the f***...."

 

[jaztermareal]

I see he died March 2018, so I wonder if he got to see TLJ.

Now I'm picturing it going like that scene in Dumb and Dumber Two with Luke tossing the lightsaber over his shoulder and then everyone in the audience hearing Stephen's electronic voice go "what the f***...."

He was usually silent but I bet that movie would have animated him.

 

[wormlander]

She seems so self-besotted that she'd think someone passing her condiments equals a deep relationship.

She knew she had a turd on her hands and wanted Filoni to share the blame...

 

[wormlander]

R2-D2 saved our hero’s multiple times and both were the audience’s eyes for the introduction of the first film.

Both were Much more important and thought out characters than Blue Fish man and “Holiday special guest” mech girl.

You have seen the OT right ?

All three of them...

 

[Asta]

No change in the overall ratings, but IMDB's going to need a wider graph soon to accommodate the 1s!

 

[Mr. Awesome]

This thread is the gift that just keeps on giving

 

[Fujita]

At least you have HoTD to look forward to tonight.

Depending on the wings, might not be the only thing spitting fire.

I always read that as High School of the Dead and get all riled up for the season 2 that never happened.

Sadness.

 

[jye4ever]

More entertaining than Crapolyte:

 

[Sassafras]

She knew she had a turd on her hands and wanted Filoni to share the blame...

TBH don't think she does. Watching con footage, gotta wonder if everyone cheering anything anyone said ("Yas, yas"!) are all delirious; sick from eating overpriced junk food, needing a restroom, the massive BO from other overheated con-goers, injured from Furries dressed like Ewoks who are too friendly, etc. who would cheer anything by that time.

It's not a male/female thing, but pretty sure I wouldn't have a Cara Dune statue today if she had hollered "down with the Patriarchy!" and John Favreau had sobbed "and when I was a 'wee lad, I got that empty HASBRO figure box and Mom had to take me for ice cream *sobs harder*. WTF

So yeah, all of this IS Disney con-goers fault.

 

[Khev]

Just for lolz my son and I watched the Critical Drinker breakdowns and then when we watched another review he laughed and said that it was weird hearing the actual characters' names because he was so used to hearing "Strong Female Character" and "Strong Female Antagonist."

 

[Sassafras]

Just for lolz my son and I watched the Critical Drinker breakdowns and then when we watched another review my son laughed and said that it was weird hearing the actual characters' names because he was so used to hearing "Strong Female Character" and "Strong Female Antagonist."

I like Little Platoon, who is openly "alternative" and keeps calling the main character "Occupational Safety and Health Administration". Every time . They should have named the other character EPA or DoD.

This, this, from a mythology that had the amazing Chirrut Inwe, who actually had a chant so moving that Filoni stole it later.

Comparing lines/monologues from Andor, Rogue One, even Mandalorian, the ST... to this show, I can't even. And why does the Wookie look like that fake footage of Bigfoot?

 

[Khev]

Logan the moderator walking away from the witches' temple:

"Time to close...the Thread."

 

[Sassafras]

Logan the moderator walking away from the witches' temple:

"Time to close...the Thread."

More like SW fans, 5 episodes of this later. The horror will finally be over, to fade into Willow 2 obscurity.