Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Sachiel]

SW 121 minutes
ESB 124 minutes
ROTJ 134 minutes
TFA 136 minutes
TPM 136 minutes
AOTC 142 minutes
ROTS 140 minutes

Like poetry.

 

[jye4ever]

One could say that.

 

[rushmore223]

So, the longer the movie is, the worse it tends to be?

 

[DiFabio]

I still can't understand why these guys have accents.

I don't like the girl's accent either. She's also really, toothy. If that's Luke's daughter, what went wrong?! Maybe she's Luke and Leia's daughter and that's the twist.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I don't like the girl's accent either. She's also really, toothy. If that's Luke's daughter, what went wrong?! Maybe she's Luke and Leia's daughter and that's the twist.

Oh come on, she has a nice smile.

edit*

Wrong photo...here we go.

To be fair, the whole cast is weird looking. Adam Driver's face looks like a Picasso painting, there's a 7 foot tall woman....Carrie Fisher. It's like The Munsters in space.

 

[rushmore223]

Personally, I think Daisy Ridley is quite attractive.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Personally, I think Daisy Ridley is quite attractive.

I think she's cute. Natalie Portman is prettier, imo. Portman > Daisy> Fisher > Yaddle

 

[Wor-Gar]

So, the longer the movie is, the worse it tends to be?

The is FACT! It can be proven. (see above)

They should cut TFA to be 3 minutes shorter.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I think she's cute. Natalie Portman is prettier, imo. Portman > Daisy> Fisher > Yaddle

If Natalie Portman would be your girlfriend forever, but she would always act like she did in AOTC and ROTS.... OR Daisy would be your girlfriend and just be herself... who would you take???

 

[DiFabio]

No, they're all ugly looking gypsies.


The hottest chick was Camie from the OT and Dorme from the PT.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

If Natalie Portman would be your girlfriend forever, but she would always act like she did in AOTC and ROTS.... OR Daisy would be your girlfriend and just be herself... who would you take???

I'm not sure what Daisy is like, but if Porman acts like she did in AOTC and ROTS, I'd probably end up in jail for domestic abuse or something....so I go with Daisy.

 

[DiFabio]

Porman, what a great idea.

 

[a-dev]

Holy Crap!

I've seen many jumpers in my career but never one trying to imitate Johnny Storm!

As horrific as that is, I can't stop watching it!

I think she's cute. Natalie Portman is prettier, imo. Portman > Daisy> Fisher > Yaddle

If Natalie Portman would be your girlfriend forever, but she would always act like she did in AOTC and ROTS.... OR Daisy would be your girlfriend and just be herself... who would you take???

Daisy.

 

[DiFabio]

You guys really think this chick is hot? She's got kid sister written all over that face.

 

[a-dev]

I don't have any sisters, can't apply to me.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

By Star Wars standards...she's alright. What's her competition, female Wookiees and Ewoks? The lack of body hair makes her a 10. Star Trek had better looking chicks.

 

[DiFabio]

I don't have any sisters, can't apply to me.

Me neither ya thirsty bastard.

 

[a-dev]

Me neither ya thirsty bastard.

 

[cmiller99]

Whew, I was waiting for a Transformers bedding photo.

I dodged another bullet.

This can be... arranged.

Muahahaha!

 

[jye4ever]

I like her just got off a horse or has been hanging out with the Kardashians stance, pretty sexy.



But watch out for Mr. Ed if you decide to go in that direction.