We have no idea what the plot of Hit By Lightning is, but based on the poster, we're going to assume that it tells the tale of a child-bodied alien in an ill-fitting mansuit and the Earth woman whom he switches bodies with at the moment of orgasm. And then murders people, maybe. Or it's about a pair of siamese twin brothers joined at the bathrobe and their quest to lose their virginity. Or Will Sasso plays a serial killer who dutch ovens newlywed couples to death. We're thinking it's the latter, because if Sasso's face is reading anything, it's "farty."
Why is Will Sasso clothed in this poster? Like, fully clothed? And why was that particular photo of him used when he was *clearly* standing when it was taken? Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus? And is his skin tone really that smooth? (Because if so, damn bruh.) Where is Stephanie Szostak looking, exactly? Why, oh why, couldn't they line the *****ing names up under the right *****ing actors?
This poster comes to us courtesy of Bravo Design, Inc. a company which we're going to presume have since been laughed right out of the industry.
