Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Rip off or not, 7 samurai done in Star Wars verse could be a very cool movie.

I like the sound of that!

 

[Magpie 7]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I like the sound of that!

Its a really old concept dating back to 1977 when Lucas revealed SW was based on Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. May be GL should've kept Kurosawa's films as a general inspiration when he made the prequels.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I know man..

Just saying - a new film based on that premise would kick aiss.

 

[Darthrazz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Who would play Boba? I'm sure they'll show him unmasked. Perhaps the kid who played him in AOTC? Or Teemura Morrison? For some odd reason I can see Joseph Gordon Levitt cast in the role.

 

[Darthrazz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I know man..

Just saying - a new film based on that premise would kick aiss.

Yes it would, if done properly.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

If they make a film about Boba Fett it'll make his comedy 'demise' in ROTJ all the more silly. Presumably in such a movie he'll be depicted as super-cool, totally aware of everything going on around him.....and then in Jedi he is accidentally thwarted by a semi-blind man.

 

[ProgMatinee]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

If they make a film about Boba Fett it'll make his comedy 'demise' in ROTJ all the more silly. Presumably in such a movie he'll be depicted as super-cool, totally aware of everything going on around him.....and then in Jedi he is accidentally thwarted by a semi-blind man.

True, still you can't not make a movie because of that. The original sin can't be undone.

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

That's why the movie will take place after ROTJ and the opening scene is him escaping the Sarlacc pit.

The film will be about him questioning whether he is good enough for bounty hunting anymore. A friend of his tries to get him back in the game. He reluctantly accepts because trying to have a "normal" life is going nowhere.

Intergalactic laser blasting, spaceship exploding, action ensues!

In the end he realizes that he really is the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy.

 

[Centurion]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Since when does a bounty hunter count as a villain?

When he's hired to capture the hero......?

No doubt...

 

[Darthrazz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

That's why the movie will take place after ROTJ and the opening scene is him escaping the Sarlacc pit.

The film will be about him questioning whether he is good enough for bounty hunting anymore. A friend of his tries to get him back in the game. He reluctantly accepts because trying to have a "normal" life is going nowhere.

Intergalactic laser blasting, spaceship exploding, action ensues!

In the end he realizes that he really is the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Thats what I was thinking, would be cool to see him team up with Dengar, but didn't he also die in ROTJ?

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Hopefully the Boba flick is a real time account of his time spent in the Sarlacc digestive tract.

Wasn't he burped out just after falling in?

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Thats what I was thinking, would be cool to see him team up with Dengar, but didn't he also die in ROTJ?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[ProgMatinee]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

How about this.

Film opens up with Boba Fett, trapped inside the Sarlac, contemplating his 1000 year death sentence. How did he get here, why such a cruel twist of fate, being knocked into the pit by a blind man of all things, all because his best friend Dengar sabotaged his rocket pack.

One day a yakface, looking for his brother who died during the Sarlac battle happens to fall into the Sarlac. He relays the fact that Dengar bed and married Boba's favorite 2 dancers at Jabba's palace.

Infuriated, Boba with the help of his yakface friend vows to learn how to read and write and speak a 1000 languages and to act in an otherwise very fine manner and stuff that the yakface so happens to know because he was a servant to the finest of Hutts.

Finally, yakface and Boba find an escape from the dreaded Sarlac...only Yakface dies in the process...leaving a map to a buried treasure in Boba's possesion!

Boba then enlists the help of a pirate to find the treasure. They do! Now a refined and polished Boba establishes residence in Mos Eisley. His pirate friend becomes his assistant. Together they plan out the ultimate scheme to humiliate and avenge Dengar's betrayal.

He becomes the Count of Mos Eisely!!!

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Boba Fett went out screaming like a ***** where he was then eaten by the Sarlacc. The end.

Any potential the character had cinematically died after Empire Strikes Back. Now, he makes for a pretty cool looking action figure to have on a shelf, nothing more.

 

[RavenEye]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

How about this.

Film opens up with Boba Fett, trapped inside the Sarlac, contemplating his 1000 year death sentence. How did he get here, why such a cruel twist of fate, being knocked into the pit by a blind man of all things, all because his best friend Dengar sabotaged his rocket pack. He meets a man inside the Sarlac, Nikto...

One day a yakface, looking for his brother who died during the Sarlac battle happens to fall into the Sarlac. He relays the fact that Dengar bed and married Boba's favorite 2 dancers at Jabba's palace.

Infuriated, Boba vows to learn how to read and write, how to fence, how to speak a 1000 languages. Finally, Nikto and Boba find an escape from the dreaded Sarlac...only Nikto dies in the process...leaving a map to a buried treasure in Boba's possesion!

A now refined and polished Boba establishes residence in Mos Eisley. He enlists the help of a pirate who becomes his cheuferre and butler and together they plan out the ultimate scheme to humiliate and avenge Dengar's betrayal.

He becomes the Count of Mos Eisely!!!

Plagiarism... Seth Green will sue you!!!

 

[Darthrazz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

How about this.

Film opens up with Boba Fett, trapped inside the Sarlac, contemplating his 1000 year death sentence. How did he get here, why such a cruel twist of fate, being knocked into the pit by a blind man of all things, all because his best friend Dengar sabotaged his rocket pack.

One day a yakface, looking for his brother who died during the Sarlac battle happens to fall into the Sarlac. He relays the fact that Dengar bed and married Boba's favorite 2 dancers at Jabba's palace.

Infuriated, Boba with the help of his yakface friend vows to learn how to read and write and speak a 1000 languages and to act in an otherwise very fine manner and stuff that the yakface so happens to know because he was a servant to the finest of Hutts.

Finally, yakface and Boba find an escape from the dreaded Sarlac...only Nyakface dies in the process...leaving a map to a buried treasure in Boba's possesion!

Boba then enlists the help of a pirate to find the treasure. They do! Now a refined and polished Boba establishes residence in Mos Eisley. His pirate friend becomes his assistant. Together they plan out the ultimate scheme to humiliate and avenge Dengar's betrayal.

He becomes the Count of Mos Eisely!!!

Stop digging you've struck oil!!!

 

[ProgMatinee]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Plagiarism... Seth Green will sue you!!!

For real? I thought I invented that?

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

How about this.

Film opens up with Boba Fett, trapped inside the Sarlac, contemplating his 1000 year death sentence. How did he get here, why such a cruel twist of fate, being knocked into the pit by a blind man of all things, all because his best friend Dengar sabotaged his rocket pack.

One day a yakface, looking for his brother who died during the Sarlac battle happens to fall into the Sarlac. He relays the fact that Dengar bed and married Boba's favorite 2 dancers at Jabba's palace.

Infuriated, Boba with the help of his yakface friend vows to learn how to read and write and speak a 1000 languages and to act in an otherwise very fine manner and stuff that the yakface so happens to know because he was a servant to the finest of Hutts.

Finally, yakface and Boba find an escape from the dreaded Sarlac...only Yakface dies in the process...leaving a map to a buried treasure in Boba's possesion!

Boba then enlists the help of a pirate to find the treasure. They do! Now a refined and polished Boba establishes residence in Mos Eisley. His pirate friend becomes his assistant. Together they plan out the ultimate scheme to humiliate and avenge Dengar's betrayal.

He becomes the Count of Mos Eisely!!!

We've found the reincarnation of George Lucas!

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Plagiarism... Seth Green will sue you!!!

 

[Jaycepticon]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'd be fine if it was a Dredd-like movie with him just showing how persistent he is when trying to acquire his bounty. Would be pretty cool seeing him in fresh gear too, and see him get his dent.