Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Mad Old Lu]

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I am a Hutt Jedi named Hasis!

 

[Wor-Gar]

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Why do all Sith have breathing problems? Does dark side usage lead to lung cancer?

Lack of creativity. It's disturbing.

 

[pixletwin]

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Who got Chiss Sith?

..............

 

[AIR]

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Ok, I love things like this, let's see...
Dawon the Human Jedi

 

[Adolfo]

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Lack of creativity. It's disturbing.

Shocked nobody blamed Lucas yet for that one

 

[Wor-Gar]

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Chiss Sith.... the lisping Lord.

 

[karamazov80]

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I'm a Twi'lek Jedi. Wasn't sure what a Twi'lek was and googled it. Apparently no pictures were ever taken of the elusive male Twi'lek.

--edit. After some more investigating, I guess I'm Jaba's assistant

I'm jealous of all you who got to be that Numb guy instead.

 

[thenammagazine]

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I'm a Twi'lek Jedi.

I'm jealous of all you who got to be that Numb guy instead.

 

[Wor-Gar]

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They just sex up everything from Star Wars anymore...

 

[Glennfett]

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Ithorian Pilot named Arten, reporting for duty, lol....or should I say grunnnt gruunnnt grunt.lol

 

[thenammagazine]

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They just sex up everything from Star Wars anymore...

What else would you expect from the type of fans who do this ****:

 

[myc]

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[lerath666]

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that is hilariously awesome.

Hiett the Mandoloran pilot .

 

[DeadFett]

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I'd really like to see them do the Thrawn trilogy, don't see it happening though sadly.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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What else would you expect from the type of fans who do this ****:

Oh ****ing HELL no!!!!!

 

[denryanj]

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I am Twi'lek pilot Jonis. That's so f&%#ing depressing, I'm just going to fly straight into an asteroid.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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Devew, ewok pilot. I joined the alliance officially after the battle of endor. Mad bastards gave me an A-wing with a specially modified cockpit. I zip around in that saying eecha-wa-wa while we mop up the imperial remnant.

Awesome.

I'm not even going to tell you what mine's supposed to be....

 

[Rorywan]

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what else would you expect from the type of fans who do this ****:

oh jesus christ no, noooooooooo!!!!!!

 

[a-dev]

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Awesome.

The great thing is I'm too cute to be killed, it would upset the child fan contingent too much. Although so as not to piss off the more cynical fans my action is minimal.

 

[DiFabio]

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Too cute to die? Tell that to these lil' ****ers.