Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[DiFabio]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I guess I'm a sith version of that "mexican" stereotype species that was Lando's copilot in ROTJ. That sucks.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I guess I'm a sith version of that "mexican" stereotype species that was Lando's copilot in ROTJ. That sucks.

You're the villain in Episode VII???!!

 

[Deckard]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

You're the villain in Episode VII???!!

Ew, that means he's banging Lena Dunham.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Ew, that means he's banging Lena Dunham.

Or getting banged by Lena Dunham.

 

[Deckard]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Or getting banged by Lena Dunham.

I'm not even sure which is worse.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm a Sullustan Sith named Darth Greas.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Dayum. Makin' me feel guilty about my 16761 posts.

Going to rethink my life, then kill myself. Brb

Mind tricks wouldn't work on me. I guess I question and analyze too much or something.

What are you a Toydarian or something?

I'm not Jewish, how dare you. I got a mix of German, Italian and Irish in my blood.

What's next? Gonna call me a Gungan, yo?

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

exactly...true story...like Mary boinked by God or Gamma rays made you green, angry and super duper strong, LOL

When did you come down with MAD cow disease?

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Dayum. Makin' me feel guilty about my 16761 posts.

Going to rethink my life, then kill myself. Brb

Mind tricks wouldn't work on me. I guess I question and analyze too much or something.

What are you a Toydarian or something?

I'm not Jewish, how dare you. I got a mix of German, Italian and Irish in my blood.

What's next? Gonna call me a Gungan, yo?

Why let me decide





I'm pretty sure that was my attitude going into TPM that first time. But it turns out sometimes crap is just crap. AOTC and ROTS being even smellier crap.

Bad *** Ewok Jedi named Saloe.

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Geonosian named Leroy......hmm strange but hip...................................................JK

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Leroy.

 

[furystorm]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm a Hutt smuggler named Barew!

Sounds improbable. Hutts are too fat to be smugglers.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Aunt Berew.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm a Hutt smuggler named Barew!

Sounds improbable. Hutts are too fat to be smugglers.

Depends on what you smuggle.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm a Hutt smuggler named Barew!

Sounds improbable. Hutts are too fat to be smugglers.

I think the only plausible career from that list for a Hutt is Scavenger and even that....

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Who got Chiss Sith?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

OMG, this must be me...




I didn't even know what a Sullustan was. Sounded cool until I found out it was that Nunb guy.

 

[stshammgod]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

OMG, this must be me...

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I didn't even know what a Sullustan was. Sounded cool until I found out it was that Nunb guy.

Why do all Sith have breathing problems? Does dark side usage lead to lung cancer?

 

[cilantropants]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm a chiss smuggler. I could get into that.

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Somewhere out there a Star Wars Fan named Norman Porter is thinking "I'm a Wookie.... Pilot.... named... Porno!?!"