Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Too cute to die? Tell that to these lil' ****ers.

They're not gonna kill the only ewok pilot in the alliance. I'm safe.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Only Luke and Wedge survive those fights bro.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I bet a Twi'lek Jedi could (and would) kill an Ewok pilot.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Only Luke and Wedge survive those fights bro.

Lies and deception! But then you are a Sullustan sith lord, those are your ways.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I bet a Twi'lek Jedi could (and would) kill an Ewok pilot.

As I'm with the Alliance It would be a friendly fire incident then. What an incompetent jedi.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Jedi are trained to seek out and destroy true evil. Alliance membership be damned.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Jedi are trained to seek out and destroy true evil. Alliance membership be damned.

You know what that meme says, right?

 

[cilantropants]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I really want to unsee that picture. Christ, he even got a green one.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

What else would you expect from the type of fans who do this ****:

I would only have to change the height.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

That Yoda chick is kinda hot. Wouldn't it be more effective to have a real woman painted up in green makeup, wearing the ears, and bent over before you instead of some hard *** mattress, plastic and a friggin photo?

Nam, why u do dis?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

What else would you expect from the type of fans who do this ****:

This is so disturbing in SO many ways. Right down to the pillow on the floor so this dork won't hurt his knees.

 

[Rorywan]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

This is so disturbing in SO many ways. Right down to the pillow on the floor so this dork won't hurt his knees.

I know right? That colour, that pattern.. eugh... white egyptian cotton or get out of here.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

At least he covers that picture in a plastic sleeve, for easy cleaning.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Was that a female Yoda from the prequels? I'm thinking there was, but I can't remember specifically.

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

What exactly has to happen to someone in their formative years to warp their sexuaity to the point that they get a chubby over Yoda?

I just dont know what to say past that, but words like no hope for human race keep popping in my head.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

There are apparently huge conferences populated by adult men who have a thing for cartoon horses. . .

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I'm sure whoever set that up would have done so as a joke chaps.

Honestly, I replaced the female Yoda picture with a picture of Kate Upton when it came to the actual deed.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

There are apparently huge conferences populated by adult men who have a thing for cartoon horses. . .

There's even a thread for that **** in this very forum.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

If they have Yoda fleshlights made out of Sprite bottles, surely one day they'll have molds of Kate Upton's twat in similar form?

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

You said 'twat' just there!

also, anyone here have a Fleshlight? What are they like?